NOTE: Italics Is Interviewer, Bold Is Ski <3 also let's pretend Ski just turned 20 but looks the way he does now </3 bc this is (sadly) a fiction OH and X didn't die thank you not gonna fucking happen
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WASHINGTON, D.C. RADIO STATION
10TH OF DECEMBER, FRIDAY AT 12:20
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SKI MASK THE SLUMP GOD is now in the building, preparing for his night of performance here in DC, how is it going Ski Mask?
You can call me Stokeley, haha. It isn't a problem to me vro.
We love you taking time out of your day to be here, man. It's actually a great time to bring that up Stokeley, if I may, where did this whole "Vro" thing come from?
Umm, it's something Jah, or X, and I came up with and the rest of the Members Only niggas. Oh sorry, can I curse?
We bleep it out anyways, fuck it. (Laughs)
(Laughs) But yeah, it's like, Bro or Brother, but Vro/Vrother. I don't really remember when it came from but it stuck with us.
I always thought there was a deeper meaning to that, but speaking of Members Only as well, I hear you got a number 4 on the way, is that right?
(Coughs) Yeah, all of us are so excited cause we got some good ass features on that shit, I won't give out many, but some of them are the usual ones like KiD TRUNKS, RyBundy, definitely Wifis Funeral, Craig Xen, we got some Denzel on that bitch too, and a lot of other special guests the fans will really fuck with.
Weren't you guys working on a track with Trippie and Uzi, as we saw from the snippets on Akadmikz instagram, what's that about?
Yeah, Akadmikz snitching and shit like niggas wasn't surprise guests for a reason (Laughs).
(Laughs) I guess that's the purpose of his page. A lot of you and X, Trippie, and even 6ix9ine are being mentioned on there as well.
Ahh man, I already know where this is going.. (Chuckles)
[The whole studio laughs at his reaction cause Ski is a funny nigga.]
We just have to ask since you, nor her, have confirmed and nobody really knows who she is... Who is she?
It's actually a pretty funny story.
We got time.
You sound just like her (Laughs). Aight so she was a fan of the music, like a real regular fan you know? And it was one night- I think I know the exact date. November 20th, and she'll probably correct my dumbass later on (chuckles), I was responding to fans and you know, usually it's all sentimental and sweet and shit, so I'm responding and thoroughly reading texts—
You actually respond, not a lot of artists do that. Sorry to interrupt.
Nah you cool vro, and yeah but they all we got so Jah, the guys, and I try our hardest to really interact knowing we don't really do it enough.
She was one of the bigger fans though with more followers on her personal page and she wasn't even a spam page, so we had heard of her before but never really knew what she looked like or nothing. So yeah, she would send me memes everyday to keep me "updated" on them and shit, crack jokes, and one day she was talking about how X and I needed to drop music and I ain't mean to text her back just yet so she started bugging through text, sending mad pictures and mad gibberish which is actually cute now—
Awwwwww—
(Rolls eyes playfully) But Yeah, she was really going on and it was cute cause I love getting that reaction from a fan but she ended up asking something that caught my attention. I got this white exclusive revenge shirt nobody else got and shit, and she asked for it in a crazy ass way, actually had me laughing.
I ended up texting her back asking for her size and from there, after the long reaction and shit, shawty and I started texting on a regular. But then somehow this nigga Trippie wanna go and comment on her shit before I ever got the balls too. Mind you I'm always getting at-ed on her page and all that, so I finally like one of her pics like the pussy I am and her and Trippie start texting and I'm like yeah whatever that nigga dick ain't as big as mine. (Laughs)
[Everyone laughs cause like I said.....Ski is a funny ass nigga!]
Chill, but yeah we start texting and I finally post her fine ass and niggas commenting, 6ix9ine trolling and all my niggas boosting me up cause I ain't speak to a girl in a long ass time it's actually crazy. I be fucking but I don't be liking them or none of that.
[I really gotta explain why everyone laughed at that tuh]
So yeah, we been texting ever since and I may actually see shawty on Friday next week at my concert in New York.
Hold on, by the way that's actually so sweet I'm here for it 100% but there's one thing, you've never seen the girl 1-on-1 or on FaceTime? That's sweet and all but isn't that a bad thing?
Yea that's what X and Juice would say to me but then it's like— they saw how happy I was and shit finally talking to a girl that interests me and it was over. I don't even go on my phone, I only do it to text fans and definitely text her or the vros.
Speaking of fans, how are thy reacting to this mystery fan getting your undivided attention?
A lot of them, about like 90% of them actually support it and shit. There's always those weird ass trolls but Ion have patience for them, I know my shawty straight, my real fans straight, my vros straight, so I'm straight.
[Entire studio coos cause Ski is a romantic nigga]
Well that's great, I hope you guys really do meet each other this Friday. Now on to a different topic in the last seconds we have here, this is an important question— how does it feel being one of the most lyrically, flow-wise, and just overall best rappers of this age.
Man I have competition with some of the niggas I been fucking with since Broward, you know. It's all friendship and all love at the end of the day but we all good as fuck so sometimes it's like, trying to top each other and shit but it's encouraging and it's love at the end.
Can we expect any new music from you coming soon? Cause The Book Of Eli wasn't enough for us.
(Laughs) Yeah there's a couple singles coming out I'm excited to drop and shit but it's all about the element of surprise.
Well we'll definitely be waiting for those. Final question, just so we don't feel like we're holding you hostage or anything.. How does it feel reconnecting with Jah and finally having your friendship back after that sad fallout a few months ago?
Jah has been my bestfriend since we were in Juvi together, doing bad shit in Broward, doing bad shit at shows together, bitch everything (laughs) so he's really been my dawg from the jump. He acts like a bitch sometimes and I admit I do too but I really love that nigga with my heart. I hate the fact I let some shit get between us, and he hates himself more for it than he hates himself his lil' emo ass, so I'm just happy we reconnected. Niggas was lost without each other and the vibe with the music just wasn't the same.
I love it, I love it, I love it. Thank you again Ski- Stokeley for coming in and clearing up a lot of drama, clearing up your name, and a lot of other things as well as new music and when it's gonna drop, we can't wait to see you next time.
Thank you man, thank you for having me. My name is Ski God The Slump God and this is Jay In The Morning, Live from D.C.
Right now we're giving away tickets to his concert with special guests XXXTentacion, Juice WRLD, and many mo-
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I wish this was real (leaving out the part about Katana lol) HAJABSJSK
#longlivejah <3 xox -thrashermag
