You went into the frigerator and got of course carrots. You went to rinse them off when you realized you only knew how to make Japenese food.
"Damn you creator, you weeb"
(hey, hey watch your mouth young later, or I'll erase Jesse's ears)
You rolled you eyes.
"How do I make Carrot soup?"
"Creator?.....Creator!"
(Im just having some fun guys anyway ill stop interrupting)
Your pov
Out of all the creators I get some weeb. Anyway, how do I make this?
....is that carrot moving? Is it wearing sunglasses? What?!
"Hey foxy mama (wink)"
"Excuse me?" (Raises brow) "why...how are?"
"Nevermind that toots. You need help making carrot soup don't you?"
"Your gonna help me kill your people?and grind them up into a soup?"
"Hey we are just food, this is just the circle of life. There are actual regular non talking Carrots in there too . Plus, we make a lot of money off bunny characters"
"Wait...are they alive too?!"
The three carrots glance at each other from underneath their sunglasses.
"No..." They all said in unison. You looking at them suspectiously.
From obsevation I concluded that one of the carrots were female, the one with the circle glasses specifically. I also noticed that all of them had pretty strong Italian accents, which was a little funny now that I thought about it.
I slowly take the 'carrots' along with the 'regular' carrots? out the refrigerator. These things are alive...
I take out a knife looking at the carrots. Unsure of what to do first.
The carrots all sat down on the counter with their little legs hanging off the edge. Now that you got a good look at the trio they were actually pretty cute.
"Alright toots, Those carrots over there and rinse em off we don't need Mr. J getting worse than he already is"
You walked over to the sink with the carrots.
"Mr. J? Why do I feel like I've heard that somewhere ..."
"Well I don't what your talking about we've been calling him that since the dawn of time now lets get these carrots cut up ...oh yeah and some garlic we need that too".
I groaned internally. This is gonna be a long day
🍲Time skip 5 minutes later🍜
After cutting up the carrots (while watching the talkng ones wince at every chop) along with some garlic cloths. I starting mixing around the garlic around the a butter greased pot. Only one more minute to go for this before we actually get the soup making part.
"So toots how do ya know Jesse? Normally his lovers don't stick around long enough to make dinna' ".
I walked over to some cabinets looking for measuring cup. Then it dawned on me, I'm about to have a conversation with a carrot. Thats toon town for ya. I sighed. At least its the female one. The boys are playing cards, seeing the little green visors on their leaf clad heads made it safe to assume that they were gambling.
"I'm a bartender at the club he works at, he and I got off on the wrong foot so we kinda made a bet on whether he couple handle a drink I made, he was drunk at the bar and he started acting all weird and I felt bad so I helped him home, I was surprised he even remembered considering his state"
"Wow, it looks like you had a pretty eventful night, well if your wondering why a tall drink if water like him can't handle is liquor, its because of his father Roger Rabbit, guys more goofy than a cat and cucumber"
I almost dropped the measuring cup I holding...Roger Rabbit? THE Roger Rabbit, sure its more looney than 2 left feet but he was a legend! And his wife...wait that would mean his mom was Jessica Rabbit...oh my goodness. My throat started to get dry.
"Well ...that explains..alot"
"Mmhm, and by the way you know he pretty much owns that club right? His parents bought it when they decided to retire when Jesse was born"
Jeez, that's the most popular club in town he must be under alot of stress...no wonder he got sick so quick....wait a second. Oh my goodness I got my boss Drunk! I started to pour the chopped carrots and water in. Apparently it needed 3 cups because I chopped up too much. And now it needed to boil. A pretty nice smell started to resonate through the house. You heard shuffling from the living room and got up to check. You realized all the lights were off. Trying to find the light switch I bumped into something. Rubbing my hands over it to try and figure out what it was. It was oddly warm and soft ...and smooth....omg this is skin...A very deep and rustic voice erupted though silience of the room.
"Wow princess I didn't know you had it in you (chuckle) If you wanted to be my lover that bad( grabs hand and puts it on his face) You could've just asked....though you aren't really my type".
"(blushes like crazy)(hears last part) *shoves him*Really?"
"(Falls onto butt)ow"
"Oh my goodness, you okay?! Wait let me find the light switch (scrambles to find the light switch)"
"*flicks on lights* you mean like this one?"
"Oh..."
Regular pov
You finally got a look at him. His hair was even messier than before, but anyone would lying to say he still didn't look amazing. You looked down to see he actually had on very loose jogging pants.
"So...whats that smell?"
He says in a extremely lustful voice. It actually caught you off guard.
"Soup..."
"Really...?" His voice cracked a bit, which let you know he was still sick regardless walking around just fine. He walked passed you in a daze as if the smell was beckoning him to the kitchen. Jesse sat down at a stool at the kitchen counter and then you relized the soup was completely done. And there was a bowl already on the counter and when you looked in the trio of carrots were just sitting in there like it was a hot tub.
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Jessie Rabbit x reader story
De TodoJesse Rabbit always believed that someone like him could never find real love. Before, girls that he dated would just use him for either sex, money, or his looks. He already knows that not all women are this way, but seems that most of them are in h...
