let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long
Nice legs, when do they open?
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture
F*ck me if I’m wrong, but we have plans to have sex tonight – (checkmate)
Im not planning on using these (or am i?-) i just wanted to put them here xD
