John walked out of the classroom and to the nearest park. Class had not yet ended, and in fact would not end for another three and a half minutes, yet he departed.
"What am I doing wrong," he wondered aloud.
"Well," responded the man illegally sitting upon a statue and writing an essay about the religious symbolism in the emoji movie, "perhaps you're just lost. Or maybe you're just a fucking moron. Who knows? Not I. I don't even know you."
John stopped walking, as one is likely to do when paralyzed. This is why sticks are not to be trusted, he thought. Paralysis is an unfortunate result of being assaulted by sticks. John, however, had not been assaulted by a stick. This was not very surprising, as stick attacks were at an all-time low in his universe. He had been caught off guard by some random college student answering his rhetorical question.
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YOU ARE READING
You know it so well that you have time to sleep, why don't you teach the class?
Paranormala male human-shaped entity knows a ton of stuff and has no idea how. he does stuff or something.
