A small man lived alone in a ________ with a______ and ______......
(My story prompted from this XD)
A small man lived alone in a hut with a pig and duck. The pig and the duck were sour company so the man bought a sow for the pig to be happy. The duck complained for now he was alone while the pig was upset because the sow was old. So the man bought a bird for the duck so he'd shut up and the pigs mouth with tape he fixed up. Soon it came time for the man to eat and the pig and the duck fought you see, but behind their back watches you and I, The sow and bird left them high and dry.
