(Turkey and china are talking about how they're going to take down Vixen)
Turkey: China I found out where her power lies
China: really what is it!?
Turkey: her power lies in her purple hat!
China: ( :/ ) are you serous?
Turkey: yes now are you going to help or not?
China: (sighs) I guess I have nothing better to do
CUE LADY GAGA MUSIC BAD ROMANCE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Turkey: Ooo~~~~oooh
Let's take her purple
Ooo~~~~oooh
Let's take her purple
Ha ha, ha ha ha
Mwa ha, ha ha ha
La la, la la la
We want her purple
Gah gah, rah rah rah
Nah nah, flah flah flah
La la, cha cha cha
Take off her purple hat
I'm getting ready,
My hair has been checked for lice
Cause when we get them
I am wearing your hat
Right on my head
Head, head head
Right on my head (head, head, head)
Right on my head
Hey!
We want your fedora
Your headgear, your helmet
No you can't get these hats
By shopping at GAP
Their service sucks
Sucks, sucks, sucks
It really sucks (sucks, sucks, sucks)
It really sucks
China: You know that we want them
And you know that we need them
We want the hat
Your purple hat
Turkey: Me and china
We will have our revenge
Him and me
We'll take your purple hat
Oooo~~~oooh!
Me and China
We will have our revenge
Him and me
We'll take your purple hat
Oooo~~~oooh
Let's take her purple hat
Oooo~~~oooh
Give us the effing hat
Blah blah, blah blah blah
Dah dah, pah pah pah
Yah yah, Mamma Mia
We want that purple hat
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A HETALIA LIFE FOR ME!!!~
FanfictionThis is for my best friend FerretEverden aka Kitty HAPPY BIRTHDAY KITTY Join us on our journey as me and Kitty become countries!
