A HETALIA LIFE FOR ME!!!~

Attack of hello kitty

(Vixen walks into her room ad screams)

Kitty: (runs in) What's the pro- whoa

(They stand in a hello Kitty themed room)

Kitty: OMG! this is SO CUTE!

Vixen: NO ITS NOT! WHERES MY KNIFES!? MY GUNS!? THE HEADS OF MY THOSE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO OPPOSE ME!? wait... THE KEYS TO THE TANK ARE MISSING!

Kitty: wait You Have A Tank!?

Vixen: (sweatdrop) uh that's not important! We should focussing on WHO THE HELL SHOULD I KILL!?

(Vixen turns and sees a picture of a owl and bat)

Vixen: (growls) Batland

(Vixen goes to hunt down Batland)

(Batland is talking to Greece and Japan for some reason)

Batland: and the next I know she throws me out the window!

Greece: wow interesting (pets cat)

Japan: yes but I'm sure Vixenland must have a goo-

(Vixen does a flying drop kick on Batland)

Batland: WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT FOR

Vixen: WE ARE HAVING WAR!

(After years and years of war)

(Vixen and Batland are standing off while panting)

Vixen: (pants) you're tried yet?

Batland: no (pants) you?

Vixen: not even close

(They were gonna go at it when Kitty and a bunch of other countries get between them)

(The countries pull vixen and Batland away from each other)

Vixen: What the hell is going on!?

Kitty: Batland wasn't the one who destroyed your room it was me and china

B&V: WHAT!?

Kitty: I thought that you guys would talk it out and work together to find who really did it

Italy: wait but wouldn't they hunt you down?

Kitty: I was going to let china can all the blame

America: 0-O dude that's pretty psychotic

Kitty: well China helped me so it was at least half his fault and it would've worked if I hadn't forgotten that those two motto is attack first ask questions later!

Vixen: you mean I attacked her for something she didn't even do OHHH the shame

(Runs off in other direction)

Kitty: well this completely backfired

All other countries & Batland: YOU THINK!