(Vixen, bat (Batland), Kitty, America and Canada go to a... night club!)
Vixen: (crosses arms) why do I have to come?
Everyone else: BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO!
Vixen: (sweatdrop)
FLASHBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kitty, bat, Canada and America are in the same room)
Bat: so basically you want us to help you score a date with Vixen?
America: (blushes) ITS NOT A DATE! I'm just doing my job AS THE HERO to help rehabilitate THE VILLAIN
Canada: umm big brother you do if the two of you are alone she will try to kill you right?
America: (jumps) AHHHHH! BRO WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!?
Canada: (sighs) I've been here the whole time
Kitty: is this because of Romania?
America: NO! WHY DO YOU THINK THAT BLOOD SUCKING FREAK HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS!?
Everyone else: (vein throb) *idot*
Bat: (smirks) well if you say so I mean if I were you I'll be pretty worried
America: IM NOT JE- wait why!?
Bat: well a few days ago a crazed fangirl (cough Belarus cough) burned down my house and I started crashing with Vixen and Kitty and I barely see Vixen anymore she's ALWAYS at Romanian's house and most times she even spends the night~ the only time she leaves is to go drinking with Russia and he says that she leaves only a little buzzed and
America: WAIT SHES ALSO SPENDING TIME WITH THAT DAMN COMMIE TOO!?
Bat: (rolls eyes ) really? everyone knew that
America: WELL NOT EVERYONE CAN BE A GOOD STALKER LIKE WHATS THAT DUDE'S NAME?.... PRUSSIA!
(The bush that was in the corner grows Prussia like legs and walks out the door while everyone is fighting)
America: (clears throat) anyway yes I know she might
Bat: (cuts in) will
(America glares at bat and Bat glares back)
America: anyway I know that she MIGHT try to kill me so that's why you guys will be coming with me!
Kitty: (starts to fangirl) OF COURSE I'll help I totally ship you guys!
Canada: (smiles) sure big brother
Bat: Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh no
America: Come on why not!?
Bat: one because I don't like you and two I think her and Romania look cute together
America: Come on I'll do anything!
Bat: (evil smile) anything?
America: (sweatdrop) shit
(I'm too lazy to write what she wants YOU GUYS HAVE IMAGINATION USE IT)
END OF FLASHBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Vixen grabs Bat and pulls her aside)
Vixen: (whispers) ok so you know what the plan is?
Bat: (grins) to get Canada and Kitty so drunk that they stop filtering the things they say p.s I call dibs on Kitty
Vixen: (crosses arms) fine I wanted Canada anyway
LATER AT THE CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Bat and vixen are getting Kitty and Canada drunk while America TRIES to talk to vixen)
America: sooo uhh vixen why aren't you drinking?
Vixen: oh please in a place like this someone most likely drugged it
America: come on your being paranoid here (hands vixen a drink)
Vixen: (stares at it then takes it) fine if it will shut you up (takes a sip and makes a face) god this passes for alcohol in your country?! dear god the children in my country drink stronger stuff then this!
Bat: dude your country is filled with alcoholics
Vixen: oh and your country is any better?
Bat: hmmmm you win this round
America: (sits in emo corner)
THE BAR FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B&A&K&C: (starts playing with Vixen's hair)
Bat: how is it so curly?
America: soooo pretty~
Vixen: (thinks) *don't kill them they're drunk you can kill them in the morning but NOT NOW!*
(Then America and Bat start auguring)
America: FOR THE LAST TIME ITS CALLED SOCCER! NOT FOOTBALL
Bat: WHY ISNT IT CALLED FOOTBALL!? THERES A BALL AND YOU KICK IT WITH YOUR FOOT!
(The Bat and America get into a fight where Bat kicks America's ass LEVI STYLE then everyone gets kicked out and goes to a hotel)
Vixen: (patches America up) stop acting like such a baby
America: I'm not THE HERO IS ALWAYS STRONG! ... so am I the only one who's craving a snow ball right now?
Vixen: what the heck is a snow ball?
America: (gasps in horror) you don't know what a snow ball is!? (garbs Vixen's arm) come on I saw a snow ball place right by here!
Vixen: WHAT THE HELL!? LET GO OF ME!
LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vixen: what's so good about them? it's just shaved ice and food favoring
America: (holds up a cherry favored snow ball) hey don't knock it till you try it (tries to feed vixen) open wide~
Vixen: (glares) you're crazy if you think I'm (America shoves spoon in her mouth)
(Vixen stares at America before grabbing the snow ball and eating it)
America: (grins) I knew you would like it! From now on its going to be my duty to show you all the great things from my wonderful country!
Vixen: (smiles) I guess that be nice (goes back to eating)
(Kitty and bat watch from the window)
Kitty: (chants) ship ship ship ship
Bat: (takes phone out and calls Romania) oh hey Romania listen we might have ourselves a slight problem
YOU ARE READING
A HETALIA LIFE FOR ME!!!~
FanficThis is for my best friend FerretEverden aka Kitty HAPPY BIRTHDAY KITTY Join us on our journey as me and Kitty become countries!
