Harry Potter has what?!

Chapter 1

Herimione POV
I gasped. Harry's dead body had just rolled out of Hagrids arms very much alive. I wanted to just run straight at him and embrace him in a giant hug but I knew that I couldn't. As soon as Harry had stood up once more he had slowly made his way over to Voldemort with a growing smile on his face. "Did you know" he shouted at Voldemort as he flung Voldemorts wand straight to the group with all the Weasleys plus me. We all share a glance. What was Harry talking about?
"Know what" Voldemort choked out as Harry stuck his wand against his skin.
"Know about the seventh horecruxe" Harry practicly screamed.
"Seven horecruxes," Voldemort gasped as he began to laugh,"there were only six, what are you talking about you bad excuse for a human being." A group of griffondoors, ravenclaws, and hufflepuff suddenly launched themselves into Voldemort. How dare he insult Harry of all people. Harry on the other hand quickly pushed them back. "Oh now are we defensive hero boy shall I rush your aunt, uncle, and cousin over" Voldemort said in his high pitched voice.
Everyone gave Voldemort an odd look. Weren't Harry's realities muggles. A huge smile spread across Voldemorts face as he looked at Harry who had his back away from us. "You haven't told anyone have you, not even your precious friends" Voldemort shouted to the entire castle as he laughed his head of. Harry's shoulders sagged and his head dropped as Voldemort summoned the Dursleys. Pop! Standing in front of us is a very large beefy man, a skinny tall women, and a child who looked more like a pig in a wig.
Out of nowhere Harry shouted the killing curse directly at Voldemort who then withered away into nothing. The large beefy man slowly turned around to face Harry. "Boy, shouldn't you be somewhere" the man said. The small boy started to laugh at the sight of Harry's face.
"Errr... I dont think so Uncle Vernon" Harry said as he backed up into a wall. That's when I realized the large beefy man in front of us is Harry's uncle, the tall skinny women is Harry's aunt petunia, and the small boy is Dudley, Harry's cousin.
"You boy, dont deserve anything enough for you to call me by that name, you know what the name should have been and you know what I am talking about! Redo the furniture in the house and go grocery shopping for us. Mind you though, you dont bef food for a good month or two" exclaimed a very angry looking Vernon.
"Y-y-yes sir" stammered Harry.
"And cook me a decent dinner before I deal with you" Vernon yelled at Harry's back as he appertated most likely to number 4 private drive. This was not good. No wonder Harry always looked so hurt at school. "Now if anyone would like to watch this fascinating process I believe you should come with me." Within 5 seconds the.whole slytherin house stepped foward. Very timidly the rest of the houses plus the teachers and families that were alive and there stepped foward for everyone other than the Slytherins wanted to help Harry. A small smile began to spread across Vernons face.
"I never knew that piece of dirt had so little friends" spoke Dudley with sk much amazement on his face.
"Remeber though Dudley no one likes a piece of dirt like that boy, he is very lucky we took him in. Personly I would have preferred to through him out in the streets just like your idiot sister, Petunia" I gasped quietly enough for Vernon not to hear me I could hear everyone but the Slytherins doing the same. Speaking to the rest of us Vernon shouted to the quiet castle "now we better get a move on before the idiot boy explodes the house."