anime prank call

black butler (sebastian)

me:alice I am sooo bored.i want someone to make me laugh

alice:what am I suppose to do tickle you to death

me:you are cold

alice:says the devil

me:I know I will prank call someone

alice:who is the lucky one

me:let me see.....how about Sebastian Michaels you know from black butler

alice:you sure about this.he might kill you if you piss him off too much

mitsuki:thousand percent.(picks up phone)

Sebastian:hello pantomhive residents . How may I help you

me:hello my name is alice and I would like to ask you some questions.you will get a prize if you answer all my question

alice(whispers in my ear):why did you use my name

me(whisper back):so that if I make him mad then he will come to kill you

alice:(silence)o-o

Sebastian:what if I dont want a prize and I wont answer your questions

me:if you dont then I will call ceil and tell him that you have cats in your closet

Sebastian:how do you know that I have cats in my closet

me:I am the one that questions not you . okay first question what are you a crow or a Raven demon

Sebastian:I dont know what you mean

Me:l know your a demon now tell

Sebastian:A raven

Me:Ok next.why did you steal clauds way of killing people with butter knifes

Sebastian:no I didnt he stole that idea from me

me:lier.tell me the answer or I will not give you your master back

Sebastian:what do you mean master was in his room 5 minutes ago

me:your right he 'was' there

if you dont believe me then listen to your master(hands the phone to alice so that she can give it to ceil who is in another room.ps:alice kidnapped him when Sebastian was talking to me)

ceil:Sebastian come get me right now
Sebastian:yes my lord(hangs phone)

alice:omg Sebastian is going to kill us

me:us.not us.alice you are in big trouble now

alice:why me it was your idea to piss Sebastian off

me:ya but I told him your name and ceil has saw only your face and you kidnapped him

(sebastian comes breaking the window with butter knifes)

me and alice:o_o

Sebastian:who was the one who captured my young lord

me:oh me me me (I said raising my hands happily)

Sebastian and alice:o_o

me:I was joking alice was the one

alice:no I wasn't

me:yes she was I am her lil sis mitsuki and she told me to say that I was the one

Sebastian:you use your little sister to cover up your bad deeds you are despicable (starts chasing alice with butter knifes. In the meantime I went to meet ceil

me:hi ceil

ceil:mitsuki what are you doing here

me:did you forget it is my home

ceil:who kidnapped me

me:my sis named alice

ceil:since when did you have an elder sister and why did she kidnapped me when I would have come if you asked

me:^^' that was a lie alice is not my sis she is a friend and I asked her to kidnap you so that you could be more realistic

ceil:where is sebastian whats taking him so long

me:oh he is here alright. (takes ceil to the room where alice and Sebastian were) see

ceil:o_o

me:what is with that face.(turns to see the room) o_o (alice is pinned to the wall with butter knifes)

Sebastian:master are you alright

ceil:yes....now get that girl down

Sebastian:but master she kidnapped you and used her sister to cover up the kidnapping

me:I was lying. first of all she is not my sis . second I prank called you and third you cant kill me because I am ceil's childhood friend (hides behind ceil)

ceil:yes,yes now lets go home Sebastian

Sebastian:indeed my lord

me:wait! here is your prize (hands two different boxs to both ceil and Sebastian)thankx for playing(they both leave)

alice:get me down mitsuki

me:oh I forgot about you ^^'

alice:by the way what was the prize

me:something that is funny

(in the meantime in the phantomhive manner)

Sebastian : master how did you and miss mitsuki become friends

ceil :dont ask.i thought she would have grown up but I was mistaken.i wonder what is in the box (opens the box to find a pic of ceil in a pink dress)(the one from jack the reaper)

Sebastian : oh my how did she took thay picture

ceil : (burns the pic)she has her ways.I wonder what is in your box

Sebastian : (opens the box to find grellxsebastian pic) when did this even happen

ceil : thats mitsuki for you

mitsuki:hope you enjoyed ^^