anime prank call

inuyasha ( inuyasha )

me:I wonder of who I should call next
alice:no you are not calling anyone. you almost got me killed.
me:but you didnt die right
alice:still
me:fine I wont tell your name
alice:fine who are you  gonna call
me:inuyasha
alice:I have a question why are you only calling demons
me:because I am simply one hell of a prank caller
alice:alright lets do it
me:yeah (picks up phone)
inuyasha:inuyasha speaking who is it
me:(naraku's voice) it is me the almighty naraku.
inuyasha:you freak how dare you call me
me:why yoU still mad I killed kikiyo
inuyasha:of course I swear I will kill you
me:but cause of me now it will be easier to choose between kagome and kikiyo
inuyasha (mumble):you have a point
me : anyways I didn't call you to have a nice chat.i decided that if you answer some of my questions then I will tell you my location
inuyasha:alright lets do it
me:ok first is it true there is something going on with you and sango
inuyasha:no what makes you say that
me:she wes going to kiss you and if it weren't for kagome you would have kissed her
inuyasha:no I wouldn't.me and sango are friends
miroku:I knew there was something going on between you and sango
inuyasha:oh shut up miroku
me:alright next question. are you gay
inuyasha:o_o no what makes you say that
me:because you have long hair and nails
inuyasha : it doesn't make a person gay
me : your right it makes a person fabulous
inuyasha : you are creeping me out
me : next question.do you and your elder brother feel attracted to each other
inuyasha : no of course not. how did you get that idea
me:it's because you both have long hair and long nails
inuyasha:so what even you have long hair
me(forgot I was doing the part of naraku):of course I do I am a girl after all
inuyasha : o_o w-wait naraku your a girl
me thinking to myself:oh crap oh crap oh crap what do do now.i know just go with the flow
me : yes didn't you know
inuyasha : then why did you feel attracted to kikiyo
me:that is because I am lesbion you foolish demon
inuyasha :wait a minute you called me a demon not a half demon
me:dont care about the small details
kagome:hey inuyasha who are you talking to
me (now in a girl's voice):ok inuyasha see you later I love you. (hangs up the phone)
kagome:I cant believe you inuyasha you two timing freak
inuyasha : no wait kagome i can explain
kagome:SIT BOY (leaves)
alice:your so crule mitsuki 

me:i know :)