My name is Junie B. Jones, the B stands for Beatrice, but I just like B. And that is all. I take afternoon kindergarden with my teacher Mrs. in Room 9. Mrs. has another name too, but I just like Mrs. and thats all.
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There is also morning kindergarden, but i dont like mornings. And also my daddy says the people who do morning kindergarden are "intightled snobs" I don't know what that means but snobs is a fun word. My daddy also goes to threapy in the mornings for his "mental health" so my grandpa and grandma miller take turns watching me in the morning.
"SNOBS SNOBS INLIGHTLED SNOBS" I shouted while I danced around my kitchen, my grandpa miller looked at me confused, "what the hel...." he stopped midway through the sentance, "...-ck, what the heck are you talking about?" "I AM A SNOBS. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE WHO WOULDNT WANT TO BE THAT GUY, YOU UGLY GRANDPA MILLER. YOU ARENT DESERVING OF THE SNOBS" I yelled as a jumpied around high on my couch. "SNOBS SNOBS SNOBS. INLIGHTENED SNOBS" My grandpa miller looked at me for a long time. He is a sucker. I accidentally bounced too high and bonked my head into the celiling. "Being a snobs comes with consequences." I said softly.
Then we got ready for kindergarden. He let me watch law and order. In the latest episode Charlottle gets tired of her boyfriend but doesn't have the heart to tell him she doesnt like him, so instead Charlottle tries sneaking up from behind and shooting him. Gasp! I said. This gave me a genius idea.
