After I woke up, I went under my bed and grabbed a salty surprise from under my bed. I had planned this all out perfectly the evening before.
"Okay Grandpa Miller you sucker, I am ready for my afternoon kindergarden in Room 9 with Mrs!!!" He gave me a strange look,
"Junie B. what is that lump in your backpack?" I turned around and shoved the giant lumpie down deepy deep into my bag.
"What? Ooooh that guy. He is my pet fish sticks. It is showing and telling day today and I am a very goody girl and brought something for showing off and for telling about now I have to go I am a VERY goody girl and I don't want to be late for showing and telling ok bye" Then I zoomed out of there speedy quick to the smelly yellow bus stop. Grandpa Miller sighed loudly,
"She is a lot to deal with, that lady."
I usually play with my bestest friends THAT GRACE and Lucille before school, but today I had an imporntint mission.
"Sorry you lOveLy ladies, but I have things to atand to" I winked at those precious girls. They looked at me with a strange look, but then continued playing horses without me.
"Neigh." hollered Lucille, "I am the loveliest of all horsies." That Grace glared at her,
"You are a handful Lucille." She responded
I darted out of there and hid inside of a bathroom stall in the ladies restroom and started getting my perfect plan ready.
And all I needed was my good friend. Paulie Allen Puffer, and my birthday party leftovers.
And Ham. Ham is necessary to the plan too.
