okcupid. [taekook]

msg: 21

j:
EMERGENCY

OMG EMERGENCY

TAE IM GONNA DIE HURRY
UP AND ANSWER

t:
HOLY SHIT WHAT

WHATS WRONG

WHAT HAPPENED

j:
we're dating right

t:
yes

j:
lol ok had to make sure it
wasn't a dream

t:
fucking hell

why did i ever think you were cute

j:
aw u though I was cute

my bby tae makes me bust
a phat nut

t:
i'm cancelling you

goodbye

j:
no wait, there rlly was an
emergency

we should go on a date tmr

if you're free or whatever

cause you know

we're dating

we should go on dates

t:
yes jungkook, i've dated before

j:
omg did you rlly

so I'm not your first )-:

I thought we had a connection

t:
stfu

somehow we did

and I was joking butthead

why else would I have a dating app

j:
to forget your ex >:(

t:
why do you have a dating app

j:
to get some dick

t:
exactly

j:
ok yeah but I never said
romantic dick

t:
...

jungkook sometimes you make
me wonder why I ever wanted
to continue a conversation with you

j:
aw you wanted to talk to me <3

t:
changing the subject: where do we go

j:
ik this rlly cool night club

we should go

t:
i have a bad feeling about that idea

j:
relax I won't jump on your dick
just yet

t:
ok whatever we meet at the train
station @ 6

i wanna eat smth before going

j:
my ass (-;

t:
bye jungkook

j:
you didn't deny it