"Creation doesn't fail you, it is that you fails creation." - Some pretentious idiot somewhere
Graystripe: *reading off a slip of paper* Hello everyone! My name is Graystripe, and I'm your host for the Cheez-it Show! Our special guest shall be Urujak!
Ujurak: Ujurak!
Graystripe: Urujak! Alright. Who are you, Urujak?
Ujurak: I'm a bear.
Graystripe: You don't look like one.
Ujurak: *Turns into a bear*
Graystripe: I stand corrected.
Ujurak: I can shapeshift.
Graystripe: Apparently so.
*Sudden explosion*
Graystripe: Huh.
Hawkfrost: Darn it!
Graystripe: Hawkfrost, what are you doing here? Aren't you double-dead?
Hawkfrost: Nope.
Graystripe: I see.
Bramblestar: Hey, Hawkfrost!
Hawkfrost: Hiya Brambleclaw!
Bramblestar: I'm Bramblestar now.
Hawkfrost: You're leader?!
Bramblestar: Yeah!
Hawkfrost: Have you taken over WindClan yet?
Bramblestar: Nahh.
Hawkfrost: Aww. I think you should.
Bramblestar: I have better things to do, like eat cheez-its. And eat other orange stuff. And kind of half-love half-hate Squirrelflight. And wait for the next Homestuck upd8. And read bad fanfic. And…
Graystripe: What's going on here?
Hawkfrost: Me, Bramblestar, and Tigerstar are conquest-buddies.
Graystripe: okay...?
*Zimbabwean money rains from the sky*
Graystripe: What the hack?
Disembodied voice: Psshahahaha!
Graystripe: Helios...
End of episode
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