Helios: I'm bored.
Graystripe: That's a first.
Helios: Shut up.
Helios 2: HIIIIII
Helios: HI HELIOS 2
Helios 2: Hey me!
Helios: Let's go on a plane!
Helios 2: Yea-yuh!
Helios: *teleports plane to stage*
Graystripe: I didn't know you could do that.
Helios: Money, dear boy!
Pilot: Where am I?
Helios: Shut up and drive.
*five minutes later*
Pilot: We're experiencing mild turbulence. Don't be surprised if the plane goes upside down.
*plane goes upside down*
Graystripe: *sigh*
Epirtsyarg: *hgis*
Graystripe: ...what?
Epirtsyarg: tahw...?
Graystripe: go away.
Epirtsyarg: yawa og.
Graystripe: ...
Epirtsyarg: ...
Graystripe: *yawa soeg*
Epirtsyarg; *goes away*
Graystripe: goodie.
Stonefur: Hey, how ya doin'?
Graystripe: Fine, how're you, Stonefur?
Stonefur: Cherry!
Graystripe: What?
Stonefur: So, are you going to interview me?
Graystripe: Okay. So, um... What do you think-
*The plane goes rightside up*
Everyone standing + Ashfur: AAAUAIIGH!
Thistlepaw: Ashfur, why'd you yell?
Ashfur: Lasers outside the windows, dude! *hiccups*
Thistlepaw: You are drunk...and high.
Ashfur: No! *hiccups* I just have the hiccups.
Thistlepaw: Drink something, then. *offers a glass of water*
*The plane goes upside down again*
*A fencing foil hits Graystripe in the face*
Graystripe: OW!
Pilot: Buckle yourselves in, we're goin' into rough skies!
*Everyone running into the seats*
*Graystripe is last, and the only seat left is with Helios and Helios 2*
Graystripe: *jumps into the seat*
*thunder roars*
Helios: Man, I love thunderstorms.
Graystripe: You like thunderstorms?!?!
Helios: Yeah, with all the pattering and KABOOMS...
Graystripe: You're an idiot!
Helios: Nice foil, by the way.
*lightning flashes, thunder rumbles, and the plane shakes*
*Meanwhile, in the cockpit*
Pilot: I don't think we'll make it! Chewbacca, what do you think?
Deadfoot: GRAAH!
Pilot: In english?
Deadfoot: Do a barrel roll!
Pilot: ...
Deadfoot: Lemme! *grabs the controls and does an aileron roll*
Copperpaw: What idiot SPINS THE PLANE DURING A DAMN THUNDERSTORM?!
Deadfoot: This mofo!
*Lightning flashes, thunder rumbles, and the plane shakes vigorously. I used this line before wait*
Ashfur: Lasers outside the windows! *hic*
Thistlepaw: *sigh* *looks outside the windows* Oh, shit! There ARE lasers outside the windows!
To be continued...
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That Guy Spoils a Beautiful Morning - A Warriors Parody - Season 1
FanficSomewhere, in an alternate universe where the Warrior cats somehow have the ability to manipulate things and build amazing sci-fi tech, a really weird and badly organised talk show hosted by Graystripe and Kallik is recorded by a young trickster dem...
