Graystripe: These episodes are too short.
Helios: cool.
Graystripe: You don't care, do you?
Helios: let's go on a train.
Graystripe: Oookay.
*On the train*
Ivypool: When's this train gonna start?!
*Train starts while Graystripe is climbing in*
Ivypool: Theere we go.
Jayfeather: What idiot keeps the door open when a train begins running.
Deadfoot: Hey! I only had one paw to push the button and I couldn't reach it! Ooh, Cheez-its...
*Train drives through wall*
Graystripe: *sigh*
*Train drives through plains*
Kallik: AHHHH! WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Deadfoot: Hey, we're on ice now!
Kallik: *catches a seal*
Random bear: I SMELL SEAL AND IT SHALL BE MINE!
Kallik: ONO!
Runningnose: I can help! *sneezes on random bear*
Random bear: Graaahhh... *explodes of Runningnoseitis*
Kallik: *eats the bear*
Lusa: Heya!
Kallik: HI LUSA!
Toklo: You suck.
Lusa: ._.
Johnny B. Goode: Dunununu-
Tigerstar: *kills Johnny*
The 2nd Johnny: *regenerates* NOT COOL, MAN!
*Ice cracks*
Graystripe: Odd.
Deadfoot: Yeah! I reached the door-close button!
Mistystar: *swimming* Great timing.
Graystripe: Hblublublublp mbluplublublublub!
Jayfeather: Good thing I learned to swim!
Graystripe: ò___ó
Jayfeather: *drains the water into the car behind them*
Deadfoot: I'm gonna go to Japan!
Graystripe: We're gonna be here for a looong time.
Scourge: blub
*A day later*
Graystripe: I feel a wee bit peckish. *eats some of the passengers*
Jayfeather: AAAAH!
Ashfur: *attempts to do anything*
Squirrelflight: Well this is quite odd.
Firestar: I knew he was a big eater, but this?
Squirrelflight: Firestar!
Firestar: Hallo.
Squirrelflight: You're alive!
Firestar: Hallo. HallHalHaHaHaHaHHHHH
Firestar.exe has encountered a problem and needs to shut down
Graystripe: I think I probably should not have done thBLEGH
Squirrelflight: Eww.
BOOM!
Graystripe: What was-
BOOOM!
Graystripe: Those sou-
BOOOOM! BOOOOOM! BOOOOOOM!
Deadfoot: We're goin' Mach 5! Wee!
*Cheez-its fall from the sky, flooding the train*
Graystripe: Hmm... Food. *ravenously devours*
BOOOOOOOM! BOOOOOOOOM!
BOOOOOOOOOM!
Deadfoot: Mach 8!
BOOOOOOOOOOM! BOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Deadfoot: Mach 10!
*Five minutes later*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Deadfoot: Woo! Mach 34!
Graystripe: *sigh*
Mistystar: I think we're approaching the speed of light.
Deadfoot: WE'RE AT JAPAN!
Graystripe: Really?
Deadfoot: Yeah!
Graystripe: Let's explore Japan!
Random dude: Ｋｏｎｎｉｃｈｉｗａ！！！
Graystripe: Hallo!
*gasps of horror and shock*
Random dude: Ｈｕｈ？？？
Graystripe: What?
*policemen arrive*
Policemen: ＹＯＵ＇ＲＥ ＵＮＤＥＲ ＡＲＲＥＳＴ ＦＯＲ ＶＥＲＢＡＬ ＡＳＳＡＵＬＴ！！！
*the policemen bring Graystripe to jail*
*Coupla days later*
Graystripe: This sucks.
Firestar: Graystripe! I bailed you out!
Graystripe: How much was it?
Firestar: 30,800¥.
Graystripe: Oh.
Firestar: That's actually not a lot.
Graystripe: Yeah, I know what not a lot is. We are paid with Zimbabwean money. *walks out of prison*
Deadfoot: *is in a Ferrari-looking car with everyone on it* TIME TO GO HOME!
Graystripe: *Gets on*
Deadfoot: *Drives home at Mach 37*
Firestar: What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
End of episode
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