*Guy pops in*
Graystripe: Hi, Helios.
Guy: Oi, Graystripe. I'm going to raise your pay. You get Z$100,000,000,000 more per hour.
Graystripe: oka---
Kallik: HI I'M THE NEW COHOST!
Graystripe: Hel---
Kallik: I'M KALLIK FROM SEEKERS!
Graystripe: That-
Kallik: TODAY WE'RE TALKING TO THE THREE! WOOOOOOO!
Graystripe: Wh-
Jayfeather: Hey.
Lionblaze: HALLO!
Dovewing: *mumbles something*
Kallik: HI JAY-JAY!
Jayfeather: My name is Ja-
Kallik: JAY-JAY IS EASIER!
Jayfeather: Okay, so what were you gonna ask me?
Kallik: HOW DO YOU SEE ME IF YOU'RE BLIND?!
Jayfeather: I can hear you. And I'm reading your thoughts.
Kallik: HOW IS MY MIND?!
Jayfeather: *bleeding* Well, your mind is currently causing me physical pain.
Kallik: DOVEWING IS NEXT!
Dovewing: hello!
Kallik: WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET?!
Dovewing: i'm speaking normally. why are you yelling so loud? i'm dying almost.
Kallik: WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS?!
Dovewing: super senses.
Kallik: THAT'S IT?!
Dovewing: ye.
Kallik: NEXT!
Lionblaze: HALLO!
Kallik: YOU YELL LOUD TOO?!
Lionblaze: YEAH!
Kallik: YELLING BUDDIES!
*Kallik and Lionblaze run away yelling*
Graystripe: Well...Uh...Episode over?
*Dovewing dies*
Graystripe: oh.
End of episode
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That Guy Spoils a Beautiful Morning - A Warriors Parody - Season 1
FanfictionSomewhere, in an alternate universe where the Warrior cats somehow have the ability to manipulate things and build amazing sci-fi tech, a really weird and badly organised talk show hosted by Graystripe and Kallik is recorded by a young trickster dem...
