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*<<At concert>>*
Normal Fangirl: Oh... my... GOSH BTS IS SO CUTE IN PERSON AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM DANCE.
I'M DYING, LOOK AT J-HOPE DANCE! *dies*
THAT fangirl: *screams like an unholy demon* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH J-HOPE LOOK AT ME! MARRY ME, I'LL HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!
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*<Watching a try not to fangirl video>*
Normal Fangirl: Dear... MOTHER OF POTATOES, CONTROL THOSE HIP THRUSTS! *Is melting from fangirling*
THAT fangirl: *unholy screaming*
FYCK ME OPPA TILL MY FACE FALLS OFF!
*parents become VERY concerned*
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*<When idol acts cute>*
Normal Fangirl: AWEEEEE I CAN'T, THE FEELSSSSSS MAN! IM SOFT DONT TOUCH ME. *whispers* Sooooo cute! Gahhhhhhhhh...AHHHHHHH!
THAT fangirl: *unholy screaming*
WHAT IS THIS? I HATH LOST MY SOUL!
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*<Releases new Music Video>*
Normal Fangirl: DEAR GOSH HELP MEEEEE! *flaps arms and squeals in fangirl*
THAT fangirl: *unholy screaming*
I CANNOT HOLD MY SOUL IN MY BODY! RIP ME! *writhes on bed while screaming*
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*<Releases Comeback>*
All fangirls: HELP ME THIS IS MY JAM, AND YES JIMIN NOW HAS JAMS BECAUSE OF THIS SONG. OH DEAR POTATOES THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR MY WHOLE LIFE. THIS IS MY SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE NOW! *listens to album on repeat for 1000000 days*
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It's currently 1:50 am where I am and I'm listening to Pentagon and Day6 while fixing my book... and i cant think of a better way to return to this book again.😂
And, if you don't know either of those groups...
GO FIND OUT, STAN THEM AND LOVE THEM, THEY ARE SO TALENTED OMFG!
...yep anyways...
Hope you enjoyed!
Aluna💙
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Things We Do As Kpop Fangirls
RandomThis is the fixed version of my last book, about the same thing. The other one glitched so... yeah here's this. A fun random book filled with a bunch of kpop things...🤷♀️
