Stuff Chapter Four

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*Luke has brought Katniss and Peeta to the room of requirement. The PJO and HP characters are just standing around, talking amongst themselves*

Luke: 'Sup guys!

Annabeth and Hermione: The roof.

Annabeth and Hermione: Nerd Hi-Five! *Nerd Hi-Five commences*

Luke: Anyway, are you ready for another game of Truth or Dare?

Percy: No! Dying hurts.

Luke: Well, If you insist, I'll make it so you can die, but it won't hurt.

Everybody: Phew.

Fred: But won't we still die anyway?

Luke: I'll bring you back to life.

Katniss and Peeta: Where were you in the Hunger Games??

Luke: I dunno, probably reading.

Luke: Anyway, Jason! truth or dare?

Jason: Um, truth?

Luke: Err, you dont really get a choice. It's a dare.

Jason: But you said truth or dare!

Luke: Well, thats just what you say. It doesn't change anything.

Jason: But-

Luke: No buts.

Jason: D:

Luke: Anyway, the dare is to go to Camp Half-Blood and kiss Drew!

Jason: O.o

Piper: >;(

Jason: O.o

Piper: >;(

Jason: O.o

Piper: >:(

Jason: O.o

Piper: >:(

Jason: O.o

Piper: >:(

Jason: O.o

Luke: Go!

Luke: *Snaps fingers and Jason disappears*

*Luke changes the wall to an image of Camp Half-Blood.*

*Jason walks up to Drew*

Drew: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TACOS LUCY? HMM? WHAT ABOUT THE- Oh hi Jason! Are you still going out with that Piper girl?

Jason: Um, yeah.

Jason: *Kisses Drew*

Drew: *Faints with Happiness*

Jason: *Pukes all over Drew*

Everyone at the Room of Requirement except Piper: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Piper: Scumbag...

Jason: *Reappears in the room*

Piper: *Punches Jason in the face*

Piper: *Kisses him*

Piper: *Kicks him*

Luke: Aah. True love.

Piper: *Tries to punch Luke but he teleports into another part of the room*

Luke: Well that was exciting!

Luke: Okay Jason. It's your turn!

Jason: I dare Luke to go to Mount Olympus and proclaim himself the god of reading!

Luke: Ugh okay fine.

*The wall transforms into an image of Mount Olympus*

Luke: *Appears in the middle of a family meeting of the gods*

Zeus: Why does Poseidon always get the top bunk, I want the top bu- HEY! WHO ARE YOU?

Luke: I am the God of Reading!

Zeus: What is your name?

Luke: Um, Luke?

Zeus: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO! LOOK, EVERYONE! IT IS THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE!

Zeus: But it seems you've lost your god powers! Hmm, no matter! *Waves his hand and Luke gets god powers*

Frank: Great, now he can murder us in even more ways!

Luke: Okay bye!

Gods: Erm, okay bye?

Luke: *Reappears in the Room of Requirement*

Luke: Hey guys look! Now I can unleash my true form!

Everyone: NO!

Luke: *Shows true form*

Everybody:*Gets burnt to ashes*

Luke: Oh. Meh. *Walks over to the big wall and makes it show Doctor Who*

Luke: Oh yeah!

Luke: *Turns them all back to life*

Luke: Hi guys!

Everyone: NEVER DO THAT AGAIN

Luke: Tee hee

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Authors Note:

Hi! There is no Author's note so... continue with your lives! Also I have decided to call you guys my Half-blood Wizard Tributes!

Goodbye My Half-Blood Wizard Tributes!

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