Luke: Doo dee dee doo...
Luke: Hmm.
Luke: Aha!
Luke: Oompa loompa, doobadeedoo,
Luke: Something, something, I like mushroom stew!
Luke: GENIUS
Everyone else: Um.
Everyone else: Not really.
Luke: Well too bad. Anyway, @zaneta32 gave me a dare! Thanks!
Luke: Jason!
Jason: WUT
Luke: You have to kiss Drew on the cheek!
Jason and Piper: What! Not again! NOOOO-
Luke: THAT'S IT TIME UP BOOYAH GAME OVER DO IT JUST GO
Jason: Nuu.
Luke: *Sighs* Just do it. Here, have a cookie. *Hands Jason a cookie*
Jason: Noms! Okay, I'll do it for the noms.
*Luke snaps his fingers and a loud, masculine voice shouts "POOF" and Jason dissapears*
Luke: Okay, Let's watch!
*Everyone except Piper gathers around the huge TV which currently shows an image of Drew shouting at a little girl*
Piper: Dangit.
Frank: *Starts singing* I know I'm not the only one!
MEANWHILE AT CAMP HALF-BLOOD
Jason: Um... Hi Drew...
Drew: Huh? Is that... JASON! JASEY WASEY! COME 'ERE HONEYBUNNY! GIMME SOME SUGAR!
Jason: Um.. okay.
Random person watching: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Sobs*
Jason and Drew: ?
Random person watching: Sorry. You just reminded me of Augustus. *Sniffs* Continue.
A/N (Heheheh TFIOS FTW)
Drew: Oh, Jason...
Jason: Oh! Um, Drew.
Piper: Oh, brother.
*Jason gives Drew a quick peck on the cheek and then dissapears*
Luke: Finally! That took AGES!
Leo: Yeah! The person that should actually be getting kissed is inssing out on the hot stuff!
Luke: Leo, No one wants to kiss you.
Leo: What about those Team Leo-ians that you showed me last chapter?
Luke: They don't count.
Leo: Awww...
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Living with Book Characters
FanfictionI WAS BORED. DON'T BLAME ME. Ok. Sorry guys. So I stole some characters from my favourite books and... well I decided it would be fun to play with them. It was the best idea I've ever had! Well actually it was @bellatrixfan1's idea, so go follow her...
