CRAZY and the tree...

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Me: *decides to be social and play with her brother*

Brother: I BET I CAN KICK IT FARTHER THAN YOU! *kicks it about 20 yds*

Me: Watch this. *drop kicks it....into a tree*

Dad: Umm....I'm going to get a ladder...*gets a ladder* Ok now CRAZY go get the ball.

Me: Make the fourteen year old do all the work why don't ya...*climbs up in tree*

*ball is 20 ft up*

Me: *climbing up*

Dad: Now grab that dead branch.

Me: *sarcastic* Oh that one *breaks branch*

Dad: *laughs*

Me: Shudup and let me climb...*gets ball* Got it! *throws it down*

Dad: Now come down

Me: *sarcastic* No I just want to hang out twenty feet in the air thank you very much.

Dad: Now there's a branch right under your foot...

Me: I know dad...

Dad: Shudup and let me worry.

Me: *climbing down ladder* I feel like the tree was safer than this ladder. *ladder shakes a bit*

Dad: *ten feet away* Yah. A good father would be holding the ladder.

Me: Ya don't say...

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