TRUTH OR DARE WITH FRIENDS!! Vol.2

chapter 4

Google: *groaning loudly into pillow* . . . *groans louder* . . . *turns head to look at Ivy and groans even louder*

Ivy: *sighs and puts phone down* Alright what do you want, you sound like Chewy

Google: I'm hungry

Ivy: go eat then

Google: feed me

Ivy: feed yourself

Google: *whines*

Ivy: *puts thumb out*

Google: *sucks on the side of her thumb*

Wilford: *walks in* hey gu- oh. . .am I disturbing something?

Ivy: feed your son

Wilford: okay then. . .anyways it's time for truth or dare

-time skip-

Ash: Slender go sit on the couch, you got dared to relax all day

Slenderman: YAAAAAAAS!!!! *lays on the couch*

True: Wilford you got dared to let someone kiss you

Wilford: *looks at goop*

Goop: *winks at him and wiggles eyebrows*

Wilford: *screeches and runs*

Goop: YOU CAN'T HIDE YOUR FEELINGS FOR SO LONG WILLY BAE!!! *literally hurdles over the couch*

Wilford: *throws a flip flop at him*

Goop: *dodges it* I'LL SHOVE THAT FLIP FLOP UP YOUR ASS!!! *tackles him down*

Wilford: *screams and tries to crawl back to the living room*

Ivy&Lucie: *on the ground dying from laughter*

Wilford: *makes it halfway into the living room and passes out/falls asleep from loss of energy*

Goop: *kisses his head and gets off him*

Google: did you just rape him?

Goop: yeah probably

Maddie: Jesus fuckin Christ

Goop: I'll do it to you to sweetie~

Maddie: fuck off hoe *hides behind Google*

Google: Why does she always go to me?!

Dark: she did the same thing to me when we first met, it'll ware off in a month or two

Google: Dark it's been 3 years

Dark: well shit.

Ash: Ivy

Ivy: Sup

Ash: is it true that Google's ticklish spot is on his stomach

Ivy: *pokes Google's stomach*

Google: *giggles*

Ivy: *pokes it again*

Google *laughs* staaaaaaph!

Ivy: yeah I guess so

Ash: Dark and Anti, is it true that you wear eyeliner?

Dark,Anti,&Lucie: IT'S GUY-LINER!!!

Ash: Jesus Christ okay! Google

Google: Yo

Ash: is it true that Maddies your friend?

Google: well she just started following me around and stabbing me with plastic forks so I guess so

Ivy: Aaaaaw do you remember when we met?

Google: yeah, we were both going through puberty

Ivy: your voice cracked all the time

8-bit: it did

Google: shut up

Ivy: jeez I didn't know you'd be offended by that. . .

Google: uh w-what?

8-bit: wow what a dick move man

Google: *growls and punches the air* (he's hitting 8-bit but that's what it looks like to everybody else)

Anti: what the fuck is wrong with you?

8-bit: byeee!!! *poofs away*

Google: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!

Wilford: what?

Paige: *walks up to him and back hand bitch slaps him*

Google: . . . Thanks

Paige: yup

True: *yawns and walks to the couch* sit up bitch I'm tired

Slender: nope.

True: I'll sit on you.

Anti: she will!!!!

Slender: *quickly sits up*

Wilford: HA.

Ash: guys we gotta go, we're almost out of time and we all have to take a shower

Septikitty: *hisses*

Paige: *looks at septikitty* I know right!!

Lucie: STALE BUTTCHEEKS. You can cut to the next chapter now.

Ash: . . . I'm sorry you had to hear that. . . BYE FUCKERS!!!