Moonlight fangs

chapter 12 count orlok getting you the reader up to speed

Narrated by count orlok:

What up fam my name is count orlok.

You guy might recognize me from the spongebob episode graveyard shift. Lady im single call me, okay with introductions out the way let me get you up to speed. My boy Lincoln loud about year ago was going through a teen life crisis. One day he meet up with a girl who he got his ass beat by years ago name renee. She a goth chick now,her and Lincoln reconnect.

Renee introduce linc to her goth friends for some reason named after gothic singers. The loud boy barrows a cd from one of them,when he goes home he jams to bela lugosi's dead.But that come to a end when Lincoln sister lynn see him. Homie Lincoln preach to lynn that raw gospel  on how death is beautiful and all that crap. Later that night he gets initiated into the goth crowd by getting his hair dyed black. The next day the loud family goes to the mall. Lincoln and lucy goes shopping at the some knock off version of hot topic. After him and lucy get done shopping Lincoln dress up like a demon scaring his dad  thinking it funny. But it quickly backfires on Lincoln when lynn sr give him a ass beating thinking he's a demon. Lynn sr get arrested. A day or two pass and Lincoln with his crew of goths. Are hanging out at the library when loud fine a occult book.

Later that night the did a ritual but they all bitched out when things got to real for them.

Lincoln is walking home when he get tackled by lynn. When she giving him a ass whooping from hell,he laugh like he being tickled.

The next morning the family go over to the McBride house to swim. But when linc get over there your faithful narrator pop out the pool like a OG. Lincoln almost shit his pant at the sight of me,go running to his parents like a little bitch. When he tries explaining  what just happen his sister lynn convince everyone that he strung out on something.

Rita take your boy Lincoln to the police station where he pass the drug test with flying colors. When the family gets home Lincoln throws away everything he loves away. At night i confront him about the choice he need to make and before you guys start hating on me i was just following orders. I tell him to kill himself so he can come back as a vampire or i take family to hell. So lincoln snuff it in front of his family. He taken to the hospital. Where i bring him back to life. Lincoln  start to get the symptoms if a vampire. His first feeding was on that cheapass flip 10 minutes of the killed flip Lincoln dyes his hair back to white. The next morning lynn find out Homie Lincoln is a vamp so at breakfast she get on his ass asking him when he dyed his hair and how he the same age. Lynn turns into the vampire version of the crocodile hunter. At school Lincolns turns into a hyena scaring the hell out of the school before turning back to normal. He taken home,where later lynn tricks luan into exposing lincoln.

My boy Lincoln bounce from the loud crib not before biting his older sister turning her into a vampire.

SIXS MONTHS LATER

The loud sibling are depressed as hell that there little brother the

OG lincoln has fled. During a loud sibling meeting luna spits the truth on why Lincoln left and the reason he a vampire. Later that night luna leaves for a concert. When luan talk that truth to lynn. She pop luan straight in her grill. Meanwhile at the concert luna has to cancel the performance because selfish ass lynn beat her baby sister up. When she arrives at the hospital

The doctor explain because of the punch luans eye is permanently fucked up. Back home luna lays a severe ass whooping on lynn in the garage.

Meanwhile in Romania me and my boy Lincoln are living  it up.

He sends me to give his two sisters a invitation. Luan and luna split the scene while back inside the house lynn tries to snuff it.  Luan and luna go to a hotel where luna suck the life out of three dudes. Later back in Romania i prank Lincoln punks ass.

Lincoln in the other room:WHAT WAS THAT YOU TALKING SHIT AGAIN  COUNT DON'T MAKE ME GET THE BELT.

Count : No you fine bro. But any ways back to what i was saying

Lincoln told me to go to Ronnie Anne to get her but instead handed me a envelope. I give it to Lincoln and its a dear john letter. Lincoln cry like a little bitch over Ronnie Anne

Lincoln:COUNT WHAT DID I TELL  YOU IF KEPT TALKING SHIT.

Lincoln come on screen with a belt and began to beat count orlok.

Lincoln:I…. TOLD...  YOU. ... THAT…. IN…. CONFIDENCE

Lincoln look into the camera.

Lincoln:THIS DUDE AIN'T ABOUT THE LIFE, HE AIN'T A THUG. IM 15 AND I BEAT THIS GUY WHO IS ABOUT 1000 YEARS OLD WITH A BELT

Lincoln catches his breathe

Lincoln:If you wanna know more about the storys go and read Lincoln loud is dead and moonlight fang or other works by

ECD2001 this is the homie Lincoln signing out.

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