Socially Awkward Llama Lovers (danisnotonfire/Dan Howell)

Chapter One

Dan

"Sup Creeps! So today I decided to talk about depression and how the hell I got out of it. So I started depression one night when my parents were arguing and I was crying like a little baby while they were yelling and stuff. I cried so much that I cried myself to sleep. The next day they announced that they were getting a divorce." Valerie said. "I never self harmed because that's not the answer and I realized that I am probably gonna get hate for that. Instead I went to YouTube and found ,who is my favorite YouTuber and also my inspiration to start my YouTube channel, danisnotonfire. He, Panic! At The Disco, and MCR were the one's who helped me out of my depression." I paused and gaped at the screen. I was one of her saviors and her inspiration. I squealed and then Phil came in my room.

"What? What happened?" he said.

"Nothing I'm just fangirling. This YouTube girl y'know the one I have a major crush on?" he nodded "Well apparently I helped her get out of depression and I am her inspiration to start her YouTube channel. I AM HAVING A MAJOR FANGIRLING MOMENT!!!"

"Okay!" he said "You need some sleep now go to bed."

"Kay I just need to check Twitter." I said and he left. I went on Twitter and I went on her profile (hey we are all stalkers on the inside so don't judge me) I saw her latest tweet.

@CreepyMeepy: I just got on my plane for London. I already have my furniture and things at my apartment and I just need to get.there. I'm soooooo excited and I will be lost considering I'm American! I can't wait!

So that's why there was a bunch of furniture and boxes. HOLY SHIT SHE'S MOVING IN NEXT TO ME AND PHIL!!!!!! *insert fangirl moment here* I then took of my shirt and pants and got into bed. But the last I thought of right before I was trapped in the black mass I called sleep was Valerie.

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE WORLD I CALL WATTPAD! I THINK I SHOULD DESCRIBE VALERIE FROM HER POINT OF VIEW...

VALERIE POV

Full Name: Valerie Michelle McLonno

Age: 21

Height: Well I am extremely tall and by extremely I mean EXTREMELY tall.. I am 6'3" (meaning 6 foot 3 inches incase you didn't know) Yeah I am a freaking giant, an outcast, a freak at least that's what the kids at school said.

Hair Color: Neon Green with purple streaks, my natural hair color is dark brown.

Hair Style: It's super long and stops at about mid-thigh if not then a little bit lower, the side gets put in a fringe.

Hobbies: I like- no scratch that, love to play video games, listen to music, stalk peeps on social medias, going on Tumblr, watching vids on YouTube, do live shows, sleeping, and eating...

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

I actually have a lot of tattoos, some snake bites, some gauges that are neon green, some earrings that go all the way up my ears, a neon green nose stud, an eyebrow ring, a tongue ring and lastly a belly button ring. I guess you could call me goth but I swear I'm not, I just like tattoos and piercings...