Socially Awkward Llama Lovers (danisnotonfire/Dan Howell)

Chapter two

Valerie

The plane ride is so boring. Honestly the only thing that I did there was read The Fault In Our Stars, listen to music, avoid human interaction, check the comments on my last video (which was about depression), stalk Dan Howell on Twitter (we are all secretly stalkers on the inside so don't judge me), and sleep. But mainly the last one. I'm still so tired and I only have like 3 hours left so I shall sleep for as long as I can. I closed my eyes and leaned up against the window and then I managed trapped is sleep...

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"Miss? Miss? MISS?!" I heard from beside me. I turned and looked and happened to see a very very very VERY annoyed looking stewardess staring at me. "It's time to get off the plane. It has landed."

I then proceeded to stand up and get my bags silently. I got off the plane and left the airport and got a taxi. I told the driver my address and he took off. When we arrived at my destination I told him I don't have any English money so I gave him some American money that hopefully he could transfer into English money...yeah I really should have thought that through. I went inside the building and got on the elevator and punched in my floor number and waited.

The doors suddenly opened and I stepped into the hallway and walked down to my apartment door. I opened the door and walked up the stairs and opened the door to the living room to see my couches, tv, and paintings put into perfect place. I walked towards my bedroom to see my sheets on my bed and everything perfect but the lack of posters and fairy lights. I shall fix that tomorrow but right now I will sleep as my body was here in England but my brain was still in L.A. so I shall try to sleep that off. I took of everything but my bra and underwear and climbed under the blankets and fell asleep.

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Slowly drifting back to consciousness I opened my eyes and rubbed them trying to get the sleep out of them. I sat up and stretched and yawned. I cracked my back, neck, fingers, and toes. I grabbed a pair of sweats and a t-shirt and put those on. I then took my Samsung Galaxy S4 off its charger and turned it on and then put it in between my hip and underwear. I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and hair.

"Crap, crap, crap." I said as I forgot my glasses. I ran to my room and searched for my Rayban glasses. They are neon green on the outside and purple on inside.

"COFFEE! I NEED MY COFFE!" I thought dramatically. I went into the kitchen and looked to see if there was any filters. None. Looks like I will have to ask the neighbors if I can borrow some coffee filters. As I got closer to the front door I started to get nervous like what if they're a serial killer? What if they kidnap me? What if they are just plain snobs? So many 'what if' scenarios went through my head as I opened my door and stepped out into the hallway. I knocked on the door and it opened to see a boy with a jet black fringe, about the same height as me and a bear shirt with some spider man pj bottoms. I then realized that he was AmazingPhil from YouTube. I stayed calm on the outside, when on the inside I was fangirling like crazy.

"Hi! I just moved next door and I was wondering if you have any coffee filters?" I said calmly. I noticed that he was muttering something faintly but I could hear him.

"That hair, those tattoos, those piercings, those glasses, that accent, and that face in general." he said quietly. "DAN! COME HERE I NEED YOU FOR SOMETHING!!!!" he shouted.

I heard a faint "okay" and then footsteps downstairs. I saw the face of my inspiration to start videos. Dan Howell. When we saw each other we froze, staring at each other taking in every inch of our forms.

"Phil don't you know who that is?" he asked Phil.

"I know I have see her before but I can't put a name on that face." he said back to Dan.

"Ahem. Guys I can still hear you." I said.

"Oh sorry! What did you need?" Phil asked.

"I was just wondering if you had any coffee filters?" I asked.

"Uh yeah just come in and let me get you some." He said while stepping aside to let me in. I walked up the stairs behind them and we soon reached the kitchen's glass door. Phil gave me some filters for the coffee. We just stood there in an awkward silence until Phil piped up.

"Valerie McLonno! That's it!" he practically shouted.

"Yes. That is my name, what's it to ya?" I asked jokingly.

"You're CreepyMeepy on YouTube! Dan has a major cr-" he was soon interrupted by his friend.

"Okay Phil I think you've said enough." Dan said.

"Oh speaking of YouTube I have to go make a video!" I said cheerfully. "Well I gotta go. Bye"

"Please leave all over coats, canes, and top hats with the door man,

From that moment you'll be out of place and under dressed,

My phone rang.

I looked at the caller I.D. and it said Mom.

Phone conversation below.

"Hello?"

"Hey hun. How's London so far?"

"It's good. Except that it has been raining nonstop."

"That's what ya get"

"Hey no need for teasing I told you when I was younger that I wanted to move to London and look what I did."

"So did you meet any cute boys yet?"

"Oh my gosh! We're on the phone and yet you somehow managed to embarrass me."

"Answer my question"

"You know that I prefer girls. So I don't have to answer that question."

"Fine but Michael wants to say hi"

"I don't like Michael."

"Too bad"

"If you put him on this phone I will hang up on you."

"Hey Valerie"

"Goodbye Michael"

Phone conversation over

I sighed and went into my apartment and collapsed on the couch. I closed my eyes and then took a nap as it wouldn't hurt.