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What dad's do best, embarrass.

Requested by Empster101 thank you for the request, hopefully you like it! ❤ also when I looked up what underoos was it came up with Avengers patterned children underwear.

Tags: Embarrassed!Peter, Tony being a little shit, them being dorks, pure fluff for your hearts.

Triggers: none?

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  If you told Peter Parker two years ago he'd be touring Stark Industries and given a sneak peek at Tony Starks personal lab he would have blown a gasket and become a stuttering mess. Now when he was told that he was a stuttering mess but not because he was excited, he dreaded it actually. For the past two years he'd been living with Tony who he'd started calling dad. Touring his own house wasn't that exciting, he knew for a fact that his dear old dad would embarrass him because what else did they get out of life but making their children's social life hell.

  Hearing the piercing sound of the last periods bell made him sigh and sling his backpack over shoulder and was on his way. Expertly dodging any sign of Flash and making it to the familiar SUV parked a block away from the school grounds. Greeting Happy generically as he was driven back to his home, he was not in the mood for anything really. The stress from the thought of the trip the next day made him anxious, he wasnt going to ask Tony to not make fun of him or else he'd go 120 percent instead of 100 making sure to embarrass his son to the max. Maybe if he didn't mention anything and just stayed in the back of his class tucked behind Ned he wouldn't be noticed.

Sadly the next day that wasn't the case, apparently Tony had planned out an entire day of his misery. Getting woken up by the sound of a rooster blasting into his room by Friday, as Tony's request woke him up startled because it was an odd noise he wasn't used to. Ultimately he fell out of bed much to Tony's amusement since he saved the footage. Sighing he got dressed for the day, his normal nerdy clothing, a baggy long sleeved red shirt with a white undershirt with a collar along with black jeans and shoes. Flipping the camera off before heading down to the SUV where Happy awaited him and was respectively driven to school where he would just get on a bus and turn back to his own home.

  Once he got to school he immediately faked a small smile as it was his normal expression as the teacher announced the busses and lead them out of the room only 15 minutes of being in school. On the way back to SI Ned decided to start talking to him about said place. "Dude! What's it like there, I mean you" He paused and looked around before whispering "live there" Peter had never been more relieved in his life for his best friend to be quite. "Ned, not interested. Mr. Starks going to make today my personal hell." Ned looked at him with confusion. "What's he going to do?" Came his slightly concerned response making Peter groan and run a hand over his face "What dads do best, embarrass the living shit out of their kids" Ned laughed after that, Peter looked at him unimpressed apparently his suffering was amuseing.

  Once at Stark Industries Marie, the tour guide that Peter knew was there with 9 other tour guides. There were 100 give or take students so they would be split into groups of ten. Much to Peter's relief he was sorted with MJ and Ned, to his horror Flash, two decaltholon team mates and four others he didn't know were sorted in with him. Sighing as the tour guide he had was Marie, his teacher was also in their group. Fantastic.

  They entered Stark Industries with Friday greeting none but Peter. "Welcome back underoos" Much to Peter's disbelief and embarrassment considering Tony Starks AI had not only greeted him but had called him a pair of (usually) Avengers children underwear. A light pink dusted his cheeks as the group turned to him with curious gazes.

  The next thing was a small drone of a spider crawling onto him, not only making his Spidey senses going off but once he saw the spider he shrieked and started wiggling around while yelling "Get it off! Get it off!" By the end his cheeks were a darker shade of pink as the embarrassment built inside of him, Flash being the one to start laughing and the rest of them following, Ned didn't but MJ snorted at his suffering which he sent her a glare for.

  Next was going into the personal lab of Tony Stark which had Tony Stark himself in it. A cocky smirk on his lips, he knew by the flustered look on Peters face and glare a few things had already happened. Much to Peter's dispair Tony had left grease on the floor for Peter to slip onto and get covered in black, which caused another round of laughter. Peter would have to change or deal with the smell and feel of oily grease. Tony seemed to have a plan for his clothing as well because he held up a bag and handed it to him with a sly look on his face. "Here Petey change over there" Peter decided he didn't like the look on his face but decided to change anyways, one pair of stolen clothes later and a even more red Peter clad in a oversized white T-shirt and hello kitty pajama bottoms. He was going to have a few choice words with Pepper about his dads punishment since she was always on his side. It didn't stop people from taking pictures of the boy clad in pink.

  For some god awful reason, Tony decided it'd be a good idea for them all to sit down in the dark and watch some videos. He had them all put their phones in a basket because he said they couldn't record, at least he gave Peter that decency. Peter was fully red after the big bright screen of him in his outfit which he did the lypsinc battle with MJ in, the video starting and everyone stared in a bit of awe at the sight of Peter dancing before they all went Chaotic once him in drag preforming umbrella from Rihanna showed.

  As the video ended a new one played of Peter dancing ballet, spinning with expertise and ease. Everyone couldn't deny that Peter Parker was one hell of a dancer but for Peter, this was his personal hell. The most embarrassing thing he thought about hiself was his dancing. After the ballet it changed to Peter break dancing, then him doing choreography with Rhodey and Pepper before it was just Rhodey.

  By the end of the tour Peter was thoroughly embarrassed, Tony was happy with himself and the group of people that we're with him had so many questions. The girls in the group (minus MJ)  we're questioning everything considering they had saw that not only could Peter pull of booty shorts better than them but he actually had muscle. Flash was laughing his ass off the whole time, Ned and MJ were a bit impressed. MJ had known how well Peter could dance but to see other videos of Ballet and choreographied dance moves was something else. Ned was teasing him none the less. Peter was red faced and pouting as he slapped Tony Starks arm before they left for the day, giving him a warning glance but it didn't change the cheshire grin on an extremely proud Billionaires face. He was going to wipe that smug face away, all he had to do is fake cry to Pepper.

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Bonus:

Once Peter got back to his home he instantly went to find Pepper, once he found her he started to bawl and explained what happened. "T-Today we had a-a field trip here a-a-and Dad embarrassed me in-infront of my whole g-group" The fake sobs and tears we're convincing as Pepper comforted him with a hug before promising it would be okay. "It's okay sweetheart, I'll deal with him right now okay?" With a sniffle and a nod Pepper walked out of the room, half way down the Hall Peter could hear her scream which made him smirk.

"ANTHONY EDWARD STARK GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!"