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Yesterday, CB and her brother walked to my house to get the Alt Press magazines. Then they left. Then they came back because her brother's nose was bleeding. Lol.

While they were awkwardly dealing with that using the tissues I gave them in my driveway, I was re organizing my garage. It's so crusty man, but I got off my ass to get tissues and to throw shit where it belonged.

At some point I grabbed a bag of snacks from the pantry, slammed it on the concrete and said "yaLL wAnt soME SnAcCs!??!" aNd I scared CB and her brother so that was funny.

Speaking of CB, she's bullying me and calling me a hypocrite and threatening to kidnap my siblings and I'm honestly very concerned. Please rpt 😭😭

Only In Dreams ~ Weezer

PS: One of my heel blisters started healing to my sock so I had to be the surgeon that I rightfully am and detach the fabric from my infected skin. It kinda hurt a lot and the closest I had to pain medication was an ice pack to numb the site. Then I took scissors, cut of my sock until only the fabric stuck to me remained. Then, I cut little stands of undeveloped skin slime from the cotton and since there were new nerves, that shit hurt like a bitch man. Then I finally ripped it off after an hour or two of working on it. I snatched the first aid kit and slapped some antibacterial stuff onto the raw skin and put three bandaids. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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