My Husband is a Gay ON CRACK

SINONG NANAY NI SLADE?

SINONG NANAY NI SLADE?

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inang: *tinawagan si hunk*

hunk: *sinagot*

hunk: why mother earth?

inang: may ginagawa ako, eh. p'wede bang pa substitute muna sa panganganak ko kay slade?

hunk: Slade?

hunk: ....

hunk: sino 'yon?

inang: *binabaan si hunk*

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HUNK EL GRECO
DELIVERY ROOM, MHG HOSPITAL
11:11 PM

hunk: s-shutanginerns

hunk: manganganak na ako!!

vamp: chusa naman neto, substitute ka lang ni inang.

vamp: feelingeroooo.

gym: palibhasa kasi may matres.

hunk: *nagpipigil na dahil sa sakit*

gym: matres.

hunk: ....

hunk: now listen here now bitch—

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RECOVERY ROOM

hunk: *tears of joy*

vamp: feelingeroooo

eager: :<

hunk: :<

eager: :<

vamp: *ahem* selos *ahem*

eager: -,- pakelam mo, ha bampira?

hunk: *umiyak*

gym: nyare sa'yo, babe? :<

gym: *nilapitan si hunk*

hunk: k-kasi...

hunk: ba't mukha siyang kabayo? :<

eager: AHAHAHAHAHA

vamp: tawa mo?

hunk: *umiyak*

gym: palibhasa kasi may matres.

hunk: ....

lahat sa kwarto: matres.

hunk: puta—

hunk: *nagwala*

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So ayun, sorry kung naghintay kayo ng matagal. Na-shook ako na kahit naka-hiatus 'to, umabot ng 111 reads. Ayiee, thank you so much. Sana suportahan niyo 'to. Babawi ako para sainyo! MAHAL KAYO NI HUNKY TANDAAN NIYO 'YAN!