My Husband is a Gay ON CRACK

SEGMENT

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF: GYM ESPEJO
In a segment developed by teaming up with highly educated producers, editors, and directors for high quality viewing experience.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF EPISODES IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

Colgate
"Pampaputi ng itim mong ngipin."

Milo
"Mag-milo ka everyday. HELP BEAT ENERYGY ENERGY GAP!!!—"

Head and Shoulders
"My toes, my knees, my shoulder, my
head—"

Ice cream ni Eager
"Ganda ko din."

Sando ni Gym
"Sando, oh."

Just feel it bboom bboom ni Hunk
"JAS PIL IT BUM BUM."

Ppalganmat ni Vamp
"REDEU VELVETUE"

Pagka-straight ni Sacker
"ALISIN MO YUNG DAW!!"

Mata ni Eyerin
"O.O"

ENJOY THE SHOW!

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producer: hello, gym. we decided to make a segment just for you.

gym: talaga? 😍

producer: yes, enjoy!

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GYM ESPEJO
BEDROOM, ESPEJO RESIDENCE
5:08 AM

hunk: *tumawag*

gym: OMG OMG.

gym: *sinagot cellphone*

hunk: gising na, sunduin kita mamaya, okay?

hunk: good morning pala, babe. napanaginipan mo ba ako?

gym: o-oo..

gym: *nangisay sa kilig*

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GYM ESPEJO FT. HUNK EL GRECO
MAX'S RESTAURANT, MALL OF ASIA
10:30 AM

gym: *kapit kay hunk*

gym: babe ano gusto mo kainin?~

hunk: ikaw?—

gym: *hinampas braso ni hunk*

hunk: *tumawa*

Dumating na pagkain nila.

hunk: hay nako, gym. kain ka ng kain ng manok. mamaya magka-chicken skin ka na beks!

gym: babe nalang.

hunk: hinay hinay lang sa pag-kain!

gym: *nabilaukan*

gym: omg hunky help me!! *le coughs*

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GYM ESPEJO
WORK AREA, MHG INSTITUTION
1:48 PM

gym: where's my assistant?!

assistant: h-hello po..

gym: bago ka?

assistant: o-opo.

assistant: s-sir can I be honest?

gym: go on.

assistant: *yumakap kay gym*

gym: *is shookt*

assistant: ang gwapo niyo po, sir! sama na rin po natin ang pagka-yummy!! OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE AKO ASSISTANT MO! ASDFGHJKL—

assistant: *hinimatay*

gym: 'di ko type eh, magagawa ko?

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GYM ESPEJO
GARDEN AREA, ESPEJO RESIDENCE
5:00 PM

gym: mang aji nomo to

legitajiph: bakit ser?

gym: paano ko masosolo si hunk?

legitajiph: e, 'di nakawin ninyo kay ma'am eager

gym: pa'no nga?

legitajiph: kunin niyo po kapag tulog sila.

gym: kapag nahuli ako?

legitajiph: ay problema niyo na 'yon ser.

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GYM ESPEJO
DINING ROOM, ESPEJO RESIDENCE
7:30 PM

gym: ano ulam?

manang yokai: adobong manok po.

gym: ano kanin?

manang yokai: garlic rice po.

gym: ano sawsawan?

manang yokai: toyo't calamansi ser.

gym: ano inumin?

manang yokai: sprite po.

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GYM ESPEJO
BEDROOM, ESPEJO RESIDENCE
9:00 PM

gym: *kausap si hunk*

gym: ihh, wag mo nga 'kong busitin!

gym: oo na. good night, pakisabi din kay eager gudnyt na, ah?

gym: *pinatay*

gym: putangina.