shɑne + squɑd imɑgines (discontinued)

12. getting drunk with the squad:

( this is a mess ,, iM sorry)

- so, you're all out for shanes birthday

- and after a nice meal and such, you all get piss drunk because why not???

- but like when you're all drunk it's like one of the best times of your lives??

- morgan and ryland are dancing and are slaying it

- and garrett and shane are like crying about their problems but shane eventually starts dancing

- and garretts like "im trying to have a moment here!"

- you and andrew are sitting at the bar watching your friends become messes but they're living their best life so

- and you're much more drunk then andrew

- you try to have a deep conversation with him because you can turn quite emotional when drunk

- however that's when you learn you can change the music that's playing, and you disappear in a heartbeat to change the music

- and andrew isn't surprised,

- he watches you run off, and laughs his fucking adorable laugh

- and you're belting out the lyrics, pretending your glass is your microphone in the middle of the bar

- "WE GOIN’ FROM NY TO CALI LONDON TO PARIS"

- (props to you if you know the song, if you don't just pretend it's a different song)

- shanes looking at you, feeling proud that you're one of his best friends

- ryland becomes your dancer????

- morgan sits with andrew and drinks more, complaining about her problems

- garretts off 'flirting' with a cute guy he's found and it seems to be going good

- people around you are cheering you on because they're all drunk too

- once the song finishes, you bow and shanes your biggest fan, clapping as loud as he can

- "WE STAN A QUEEN" "MY BEST FRIEND!"

- and you're like bowing and shit, pretending like you've just performed at the grammy's

- andrew is ordered to get you away because everyone is sort of finished and wants to leave

- but you want to carry on being the legend you are (and being the 8th member of bts asdfhjkl)

- andrew picks you up and carries you out the bar

- first you protest but then you're like ,, im being picked up by fucking andrew??

- and you realise how good he smells

- and how much of a good friend he is

- so, you spend most the uber drive back, complimenting him and garretts like back??off??? ( jokingly )

- and then you kinda fall asleep on andrew

- but somehow you end up sleeping on garrett who is on the other side of the car??

- anyway, even tho it's a mess, you guys enjoy getting drunk together sometimes

( that was so awful im sorry )