USELESSNESS ( Kenny x reader) (completed story)

27

Friends we now are and always will be

Y/n
I walked to Craig's house knocking on the door quietly I heard the door open
"O-o-oh Hey!" Tweek answered
"Heya bud, is everyone here?" I asked
"Yep!"
"Come, wait is"
"No he isn't"
"Alright"
We began to place confetti on the windows and around the room putting up balloons and placing out a cake with 20 candles on it I smiled at the blueish black party
"O SHIT" Tweek yelled
"HE IS HERE HIIIIDE" He screeched we all dove under something
"Why the fuck is it so dark, tweek?" I heard his nasally voice call
"3"
"2"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" Stan yelled alone
"Wow thats-
"STAN WHAT THE FUCK" Kenny screeched at him slapping him on the back of the head
"W-w-wait where is y/n"
"Stuck" I mumbled
"Where"
"I DONT KNOW"
"Fucking hell" I heard Kenny sigh
"Aww you love me" I yelled jumping at him from the ceiling
"HOW THE FUCK"
"I WAS NEVER STUCK BITCH" I yelled running off
"Ok can someone explain!" Craig yelled
"HAPY BIRTHDAY THDAY YOU GRUMPY BASTARD" I yelled throwing him next to the cake
"Ow and thanks?" We cut up the cake
Did dumb shit like always I ended up getting snow in my pants and Kenny is dead well he passed out, yeeaaaah we may have had a drinking competition and he lost but now everyone but me and tweek are drunk
"H- HIC hey cuties~" craig slurred looking at tweek and I
"C-c-c-craig?" Tweek mumbled and Craig grinned, I saw this and growled slapping the drunk man away and pulling tweek closer to my chest
"Hell nah you ain't touching this cinnamon roll" I barked
"Aww HIC why not?" He said trying to straighten his posture
"Because you will hurt the smol bean" I hissed picking up tweek and running
"A-AAAA" he yelled as I rushed upstairs
"is he gonna rape ME?!" He screamed
"Not on my watch" I hissed blocking the doors
"W-wait, p-please Don't tell me k-Kyle and Stan a-are...."
"AWW GOD" I groaned  and shuttered
"Well we can camp in here until they get hang ov-"
"Kenny is still out there" I gasped
"Imma save dead prick" I said standing up
"DONT O-OPEN THE DOOR THATS WAAAAAYY TO MUCH PRESSURE" tweek gasped pulling his hair
"I'll go out the window" I said jumping down and climbing through the window to the kitchen I dragged Kenny outside
"W-where do you t -HIC- think your going~" Clyde slurred
"WHEN DID YOU GED HERE DUD" I yelped pulling Kenny onto my back and up into the roof knowing Clyde he would

THUD

Fall....
Ok then I pushed Kenny through the window to a hyperventilating tweek
"Hey bud it's fine" I said petting his head

TIIIIME SKIIIIP

We woke up to many groans and I stood up unblocking the door and opening it to see craig and Clyde on the floor stan and Kyle

In a bed oh dear lord

And Kenny was in the room with us he was fine he was up about 3 hours ago I put all the drunkies on the couch giving them pain meds and water
"Fucking idiots" I hissed sitting away from them
'What the fuck happened" craig groaned
"Well you all had a drinking competition Kenny lost and everyone but me and tweek was drunk and I think stan and Kyle went at it in the guest room, have fun with stains" I snickered with style going bright red
"Also Craig tried to uhh...." I looked at tweek asking if I should say it he shook his head
"Never mind" I said
"What did I do I want to know"
"Yeah Tweek can tell you captain" I said walking out

THIRD LAST CHAPER! AAAAAAAA
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I refuse to have a happy ending I hope it will make you cry
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