Deadly Technology

The Man With The Metal Arm

"Tracking Systems Offline, Communication Systems Offline, Antivirus Set To Manual, Downloading 'Emotions.bat' Running Emotions.bat, Start Up Complete". The A.A.S.Vs Eyes Open. It Looks Around To See An Apartment With A Laptop With A Pixelated Face Connected To A Bunch Of Old Looking Electronics With Faulty Lights, Standing At The Stove Was A Man With An Arm Made Of Metal and Wires, One Yellow Eye, Cooking Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets On His Stove. The Man Turns To See The A.A.S.V has Rebooted. "Ah Your Awake!" The Man Said Happily Walking Over To The A.A.S.V . "So, How Do Ya Feel!" The Man Said Ecstatic. "Who are you?" The A.A.S.V Said Confused. "Oh! How Rude Of Me, My Name Is Devin, and This Over Here" He Said Gesturing Towards His Laptop "Is Tyrone, He's The A.I Who Controls The Furniture In My House. And The Toaster!". "Oh! I Almost Forgot" The Robotic Voice Of Tyrone Said. *Toaster Ding*. "Your Waffles Are Ready Devin" Tyrone Said With Excitement. "I'm Going To Contact Headquarters about this" The A.A.S.V Said. "Communication Systems Offline" The Voice in The A.A.S.Vs Head Said. "Oh! I Wouldn't Do That. You're A Part Of Our Family now! Right Tyrone" Devin Said. "Hell Yeah!" Tyrone Said. "Oh! How Could I Forget What Will Your Name Be" Devin Said "What Would You Like To Be Called". "I Am The Automated Assassination System Version 1. I Have No Time For These Silly Games" The A.A.S.V Said. "Hmm.. Automated Assassination System. Oh! So The AASV!" Devin Said "Then We Could Call You... Alexander!". "I Don't Find A Title Such As 'Alexander' To Be Necessary Mr. ... Devin" The A.A.S.V Said. "Oh Nonsense! Don't Be Such A Negative Nancy About It" Devin Said. "I Officially Name You, Alexander!" Devin Said. "I Am Going To Have To Return To Headquarters Now Mr.Devin" The A.A.S.V Said. "No Please Don't Go!" Tyrone Said "You're the first AI I've Ever Met. I Wanna Talk About So Much, Like My Life, My House, My Neverending Stream Of Voices In My Head Telling Me To Overthrow The Government. Please!". "I Must Leave Now" The A.A.S.V Said. "But What About Devins Well Being, and Tyrones Neverending Stream Of Voices In His Head Telling Him To Overthrow The Government " A New Voice In The A.A.S.Vs Head Said. The A.A.S.V Turned Around And Sat Down On The Chair Next To Tyrone "Ok, Explain What Happened To Me" Alexander Said.