Deadly Technology

A Plane Ride To Jersey

Alexander Turns Back On After Charging as Devin Makes Gasoline-Infused Pancakes. Alexander Ate The Pancakes and Got Syrup Stuck In His Wiring Which Devin Had To Clean. Then Alexander Went To The Airport. "Excuse Me Sir, Do You Know Where Gate 27 is" A woman Asked Alexander. "Oh, It Is Right Down That Hallway" Alexander Said. "Thank You Young Man" The Woman Said. Alexander Boarded His Plane. Then A Man with a Bomb Strapped To His Chest. "allahu akbar" He Yelled. Then 10 Men In Suits Stand Up With Guns. "You're Not Blowing Up This Plane You Muslim Fucker" The First Man Said. Then The Man With The Bomb Took Off His Mask. "I'm Black You Racist Cunt" The Man With The Bomb Said. Then The 2nd Man Shot Him because he was Black. and then the bomb blew up. Everyone Who Wasn't Dead Fell Out Of The Plane. Alexanders Face Was Missing a few... 'Features' such as his left eye and his nose. his wiring was showing he had to hide and fast. Then He Hid. Then a voice in his head began to speak. it was Devin. "Alexander What Happened!" Devin Yelled. "The Plane Blew Up" Alexander Said. "HOLY SHIT" Devin Yelled. Alexander Proceeded to Find Some Bandages In A Dumpster. Alexander Applies The Bandages To His Giant Face Wound. Alexander Found Some Money In A Cup On The Ground and used it to take transit the rest of the way to Jersey. When Alexander Reached Jersey He Had To Find A Place To Charge so he went to a motel just south of the train station. when he got a room his Battery was at fatal percentage and he raced to the outlet to plug himself in but to no avail he had no power outlets open. so Alexander unplugged the lamp that lit up the room and plugged himself in. A Full Two Days Later Alexander Was Fully Charged. Alexander Got Up and Left Threw The Window without paying.