Playtime x male player reader

Why does it have to be math

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Tuesday

Sigh it time to go to baldi's school to fail I don't even go to that school and I still have to do the mathematics why...does...it...have...to...be...math

1 min later

I walk into baldi's schools there's no one at the front desk I don't question it...I've been walking and waiting for school to end but it's been around half an hour...I wonder why I walked inside earlier and there were no people in the halls I hear yelling in the principals office it sounds like...playtime I-I want to listen in but i know it's rude to eavesdrop but I want to know what she's arguing about

Playtime:YOUR MATH IS CRAZY NO ONE CAN POSSIBLY GET AN A THE HIGHEST GRADE YOU CAN GET IS A B IT MAKES NO SENSE PLUS THE PERSON I WAS PLAYING WITH DOESN'T EVEN GO TO THIS SCHOOL

Baldi:well then why was he here if it wasn't to learn math and he failed at simple math so he had to be punished

Playtime:WELL YOUR MATH SUCKS ITS NOT SIMPLE MATH

Baldi:your detention is over you can go

Playtime:fuckin baldi

Playtime opened the door it hits my it the nuts I fall to the ground with a pain filled grunt

Y/n:ah that hurts like a bitch

Playtime:*gasp*i am so sorry Y/n I didn't mean to do that*whimper*

Y/n:ah it's fine ah god that gah

Playtime offers to help me up it takes me a second to even move I then grab her hand she helps pull me up it takes me another second to breath normal

Playtime:are you sure your ok

I can hear the worry in her voice she really wants to know if I'm fine I finally catch my breath

Y/n:yea im good I brought your jump rope back

Playtime:thanks...d-do you wanna hang out

Y/n:like a date?

Playtime:yea a date!

We then spend the day just hanging out we played jump rope we hugged soon after we then went to the place where we first knew we loved each other

Playtime:h-hey Y/n

Y/n:yea playtime

I face her she then launches her self for a kiss I jumped back slightly but I then lean into the kiss she tried to see if she could unlock my mouth for a more sensual kiss I denied access she knew it was probably to early see she crept back to where she was I then saw a friend of mine

Zane:well Y/n I guess playtime really like you

Y/n:how long were you standing there

Zane:the entire time

Y/n:your a dick

Playtime:please leave us alone Zane

Zane:ok Ey I found one of my notebooks Just a few more

Playtime:hey I got to go do something be right back

Zane:see you couldn't find better heh

Y/n:ok seriously just fuck you man

Zane:yea I know

A few minutes pass by and I the stumble in to a room because of a giant broom and I find the fifth one I pass the room with the sixth one multiple times I get in I grab the notebook I find playtime nearby and I asked if we should go on a real date after school I see her blush she then tackle hugging me and says

Playtime:YES! WHY WOULD I EVER SAY NO!

So apparently me and playtime are boyfriend and girlfriend we are going on real dates I'm finally finding love real in something other than a game this is the happiest day in my life

Y/n:I'll pick you up at 6

Playtime:perfect let's not go fancy ok

Y/n:got cha

It was the end of school I start to head to my car and I see Zane I stop to talk to him

Y/n:HEY STOP FUCKING WITH ME

Zane:FUCKING SHUT UP YOU DICK

As I'm on the highway I start thinking

Y/n:*thinking*oh shit first dates are the worst ones you never really know how talk or talk about I have to figure out where we should go

Hours later

Y/n:hey fuckface i mean Zane

Zane:yea Y/n what is it?

Y/n:I'm going on my first date

Zane:with playtime right?

Y/n:yea awesome right

Zane:yea

Y/n:and Zane

Zane:yea I'm listening

Y/n:I need you to NOT go to(a nice restaurant near you)got it

Zane:if I do I'll bring my girlfriend for a double date ok

Y/n:sure fine just uhh don't be a dickhead

Zane:ok fine

Y/n:thank god your understanding

Zane:mhm

Y/n:your not listening to me are you

Zane:yup...oh sorry

Y/n:I'm going on a date if your gonna try to make it a double date don't be a dickhead

Zane:got it

Y/n:fuckin' hell man you need to listen better

Zane:you sound like a girlfriend or wife man

Y/n:shut your stupid ass mouth

Zane:ok heh...why are you so angry

Y/n:those 2 people and 1 guard fuck

Zane:ok if I were to make it a double date what time you be there

Y/n:well in picking playtime up at 6 so uhh 6:30 maybe

Zane:ok where the date gonna be at

Y/n:it'll be at(a nice restaurant near you)

Zane:oh nice not to crap not to fancy

Y/n:yea we decided that we weren't gonna go super fuckin fancy

Zane:cool we won't dress fancy either

Y/n:thanks

Principal of the thing:end of school pack all your shit up and get outta here

Zane:later

Y/n:later

We part ways I went to go grab my stuff when I here playtime around the corner it sounds like heavy breathing and a type off grunting but sense were going on a date soon I decide to NOT look around the corner because I don't want to ruin our date I grab my stuff get in my car and leave

A few minutes later

After a few minutes I noticed that my car is low on gas I pull in to a gas station as I'm filling my car up I start to think about those sounds back at baldis but I just forgot it and pay for my gas

Y/n:god why does gas cost so much

I get in my car and go home

Later that night

End

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