Playtime x male player reader

Christmas time!

HEYA! What's up all you sans the chara's it's sans the chara killer here and it's December s-s-so HAPPY HOLIDAYS! So I'm writing two (maybe three story's) That will be posted Christmas, December 25 so yea without further ado all TV, movies, games, YouTube, and the internet stuff I use aren't mine, I hope Ye have a happy holiday

Y/n's POV

It's been around a month or two sense me, Zane and Playtime murdered baldi and playtime has been happy sense then but it was December 24 a day before Christmas Day Zane decided to stay for a Christmas party and me and playtime's house was full of vodka, Smirnoff, whiskey, Guinness, axes, swords, hatchets bet he was fine with it so we didn't clean up, he slept on the couch while me and playtime slept in the same bed which playtime loved she had the anime shines and stars we also started watching kotoura-san 11 days ago we watch an episode a day I laughed at the first two episodes but playtime felt bad and cried a bit but episode three pulled and tugged my heart strings Zane felt bad to but episode five was when me and Zane had to start sucking tears back into our eyes like the cop from cloudy with a chance of meatballs every time kotoura would get close to kissing manabe me and Zane would sound like little Japanese school girls and when kotoura and manabe had a three some with moritani when the three were drug out the three were anyways the way they reacted was funny to us all but were at the last episode we will watch it tomorrow but I need to get some Christmas gifts for Zane, I know a new gas mask maybe a skull on fire maybe a bong gas mask maybe both

Y/n:were running low on vodka and other stuff I'm gonna go get some more

Playtime:Carmine~

Playtime has recently gotten to calling me Carmine but left with my three fingered wave my index finger, middle finger and thumb i walk into the cold winter day snow slowly falling to the ground melting as the day goes by I get in my car and drive to Walmart

10 minutes later

As soon as I walk in I see a blue bus with a ho- ah FUCKIE FUCKIE DO DA DAY! It's the battle bus from fortnite the worst game in my opinion the bitch bus has little llamas plushies and the tiny piñata llamas and fortnite toys like the bullshit skins I walk past trying to not yell my lungs out but I walk to the back now this was a more ghetto Walmart so they had the real gas masks and bong gas masks I grabbed the flaming skull gas mask and a fiery bong gas mask, I wanted to grab a shirt for Zane

Ring, Ring

Zane:you've reached pyro whatcha need

Y/n:what size shirt you where

Zane:medium why yo-

I went to the clothes and grabbed a sans the chara killer shirt that said "Weed Is All You Need! THEAWESOMEPYRO" I grabbed a medium Zane really likes this YouTuber named THEAWESOMEPYRO so he started saying "this is pyro whatcha need " when he answers the phone and Ye when his name is said it's kinda funny but he annoying to but I deal with it I should grab three hunting knifes me,Zane's, flaming red is Zane's the jump rope lookin one is playtime's and magical blue flames for me

Zane's POV

So I was thinking about asking playtime if her and (Y/n) have done anything sexual yet

Zane:uh play

Playtime:yea Jesus

Zane:ha ha I know I look like Jesus but have you and (Y/n) done haberbidber?(Ha-ber-bi-dur)

Playtime:huh?

Zane:*sigh*fuck I mean have EITHER OF YOU FUCKED EACH OTHER!

Playtime kinda blushed a bit, I was probably a little bit to forward