"So you put the comma here right?"
"No—oh my god. You put the comma before the word but"
"You said butt" jahseh laughed. I mentally slapped him in the face
So basically I woke up and no one was here. I went into the living room and started watching Catfish, then everybody and they mama showed up out of nowhere. Jahseh just happened to be sitting on the couch on his phone and I had an essay to write so I made him do it
"okay okay I'm sorry. You can't get mad at me though cause you made me do this knowing that I can't write no fuckin essay"
"Okay, but I didn't know that you didn't know how to write an essay. You're like my age. How do you not know how to write an essay?"
"Cause I dropped out of school" he said in a duh tone
"Alright well I'm teaching you. I'm your teacher now" I smile at him
"Teachers make my dick hard" aaand my smile faded
"I'm leaving now"
"What? You can't leave. Your essay's gonna be all types of fucked up if you don't help me"
"Just write it and then I'll fix it later"
"I'm gonna handcuff our hands together if you don't help me"
"Oouu so scared" I walk into the kitchen to get a drink. I don't know where kimetrius is in this bag ass house, but three dudes that I've never met before are outside at the pool and jahseh is in the living room. Omar and gazzy are coming over later and I'm really excited to see them. I haven't seen omar since he left the college and I haven't seen gazzy since..I don't know when
I grab a bottle of water and head back to the living room
"Oh so I don't get a bottle of water?"
"Do you want one?"
"Nah" I shrug and sit beside him to check on his progress "can I have a drink?"
"I just asked you if you wanted one"
"At the time I wasn't thirsty. Now I am"
"Then walk to the fridge and get one"
"I want yours though"
"Here. I ain't even thirsty anymore" I hand him my water
"Wait, drink from it first"
"What?"
"Drink from it"
"Why?"
"Do it!"
"Okay Okay damn" I open the bottle and take a drink "happy?"
"Yes" he takes the bottle and takes a drink. He puts the bottle down and continues to write my essay.
"...why'd you make me take a drink first?!"
"Oh, now I can tell people that me and you kissed"
"What?"
"Technically we kissed. Saliva to saliva" he smirked
"..what?" Am I dumb? Have I not learned of this before?
"Here, I finished your essay" he handed me the laptop "I'm going outside now" I watched him walk out the door. I still don't understand what the fuck he's talking about. I brush it off and start to fix the many errors he had done
I easily got bored from fixing that shit so I got on my phone and went through Instagram. I haven't posted a picture in a hot minute and I want to post one, but it's so hard to pick a cute picture when they're all ugly. I don't see how some girls can just take a picture and it look good like???? Guys are the same way. Why can't I be like that?
