Prince of Darkness & The Lady of Stars

The Zuka Club

I put on my Labella Uniform and my glasses. The hot pink high waisted skirt, the little sailor girl cropped shirt that also had hot pink, and of course the socks and shoes. My glasses weren't special just so I could see farther than I originally could. I tied my brown wavy hair up into a half pony tail with an aqua blue ribbon. I was ready for school. I walked out of my room, kissed my nephew's head, grabbed a box of pocky, and left for school. I got my driver's license before school started. I was just saving up for a car until the weekend. I sighed and walked to school...alone...

After about an hour or so I was finally at school. I check the time and OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO BE LATE!!! I ran to class as quick as I could, and just as the bell rang I had collapsed on the floor into my home room class. Some of the girl's giggled and I frowned; blushing while I picked up my things and getting scolded by my teacher. I sighed and frowned while I sat at the back of class closest to the window. We always started with women's history. 'Geez this place is a made up of a bunch of insane feminists! Are they wanting me to make my brother and nephew feel like they have nothing to look forward to because soon I'll take their place and be a dictating Matriarch!?!' I growled in my head.

An agonizing hour, of learning about everything basically to do with women only, and it was finally free period! I looked around and there was no place I could study with out the "Zuka Club" 's fangirls rushing around, being absolutely insane, trying to find this group of females. "Are they all lesbians here!?!" I looked at them in disbelief as another group of girls ran past me screaming at each other over which one of them would marry someone from the Zuka Club. I came to this school because I thought they didn't do this here... clearly I should've listened to Haruhi. I came across a dressing room that was quiet. I opened the door and there they were...the Zuka Club acting like they were some type of goddesses. Ugh, I hate them!

"Oh look, ladies! One of our fans have found us!" The girl with a bob cut the color of a burnt orange chirped and looked at me pitifully. Oh how much I want to slap her!

"Yes, Hinako, it seems so! Hm...isn't she the American transfer student in your class, Chizuru?" The tallest with the darkest hair asked.

"I believe so, Benio. Unfortunately she doesn't talk much, nor does she ever look that approachable!" Chizuru the sandy brunette sighed dramatically.

"Whoa hold up, ladies! I'm no fan of yours! I was just looking for a place to study...ALONE!" I told them kind of getting frustrated. Ok not kind of I was definitely frustrated just looking at them!

"Oh my~! How openly homosexual towards us! This school must certainly be an amazing place for you!" Benio, the president, mocked while strolling over to me. "Why you should be honored we give you attention at all!"

"I'm sorry, but I'm not lesbian. Now if you'll excuse me..." I grumbled while turning on my heel. Suddenly I felt someone grab me by the elbow, spin me around, grab my other wrist, and then dip me. It happened so quick that I didn't have time to process who did it, nor did I have time to hold my books and papers that were now scattered on the floor. I blinked a few times and found out it was Benio, of course!

"Why there is no need to deny it, fair maiden! We are perfectly accepting of it!" She cooed in my face getting a little too close for comfort. I growled and leaned away from her. I was spun around again and now I was in the arms of Chizuru. With my leg straight as a pole out to her side (thank heavens I wear thick black tights under my skirt!) My face clearly showed how over this I already am.

"Can you please let go of me? I already told you I'm not a lesbian AND CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SPINNING ME AROUND!?!" I yelled in Chizuru's face. She didn't seem to care or notice.

"It seems you are still denying it, dear." She simply giggles and spins me around...AGAIN!! I end up in a tango position with Hinako while my glasses fly across the room and crash into the wall. Now I'm pissed.

"I TOLD YOU AIRHEADS THAT I'M NOT LESBIAN!! I LIKE GUYS WHO ARE TALL, LIKES KIDS, HAVE BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES, AND A CAPTIVATING DARK SIDE! AND STOP SPINNING ME AROUND LIKE SOME DRADIL!!" I yelled at them and all of them just did that stupid 'Ah haw haw haw!" Laugh that they always do! Then Hinako spun me out of her grasp leaving me stumbling towards the mirrors and fancy expensive chairs. I couldn't stop myself from falling in time and went crashing into a chair while my arms swiped all the makeup and things off the counter! I had fallen on my face covered in makeup powder, perfume, and what ever else was open on that counter. The chair that I crashed into was destroyed. I groaned and got up to look at the devastation that was created and the looks of anger on the faces of the Zuka Club...

"You!! YOU IMBECILE!!" Benio yelled at me making me wince at her harsh words and sudden loudness.

"DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THOSE PRODUCTS WERE!?!" Hinako screamed at me too. I just got up holding my head after hitting on the floor and chair so hard.

"I'm sure I can pay you back. Just calm down how much was it?" I groaned and sat in one of the chairs.

"That would be 9,000,000 yen." Chizuru growled making me choke on my own breath.

'Th-that's more than my allowance! I-I'm sure Grandpa would u-un-understand!.....RIGHT!?!' I thought too myself. I just laughed off my shock. "It would take me a few months to provide you with that kind of money! Would that be ok?" I asked nervously with a smile. They all glared at me and shouted no.

"Hmm...on second thought. While we wait for the money, you will have to pay us back with your body!" Benio declared.

"WHAT!?!" I shrieked my mind going to dark places where it probably shouldn't EVER go!

"You will be the Zuka Club's dog until you can hand us the money!" Hinako also declared. I sighed in relief. This shouldn't be too bad.....RIGHT!?!