"Alright, Alright... it's time to get funky. GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE!!"
Annoyed groans can be heard in reply. DerpyPepsi proceeded to grab two pans and bang them together.
"I DIDN'T GET NO SLEEP 'COS OF Y'ALL, Y'ALL AIN'T NEVA GONNA SLEEP 'CUZ OF ME!" DerpyPepsi shouts.
Moments later DerpyPepsi heard running and glared at the staircase, where everyone emerged.
"Good, now, y'all are gonna answer these questions. Okay? Okay." She cleared her throat, reading the first.
"We'll start with Lafayette, you've got the most." DerpyPepsi mumbled.
A proud grin can be seen on Lafayette's face, he nods and makes two finger guns. The author rolled their eyes and read the question.
"This first one is from legecytaker, and she wants to know:"
DerpyPepsi somehow drags Legacy up from the comments, turning them to face LafaYEET.
Legacy: "If you and children what would you ca them? Boy, and a girl?" She questions, Lafayette smirked.
"Vitesse for a girl," the author tilts their head. "What does that mean...?" DerpyPepsi grumbled.
Lafayette sighed and rested a arm on her shoulder, she shoved his hand away with a growl. "Quickie." He said plainly.
(It actually means speed, but Y'know, I thought it was clever....)
DerpyPepsi sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose with annoyance. "And for a boy it'd probably be, Nico." Lafayette mumbles tiredly. ( 😉 )
"Next question, is still for Laf.... And_Chrissy wants to know if you want children?" DerpyPepsi read, shoving Legacy back into the comment section and pulling Chrissy up.
"That depends, do you~?" Lafayette purrs, smirking at Chrissy. "Oh my god Laf, stop flirting with everyone!!" DerpyPepsi shouts and pushed Chrissy back into the canyon of comments.
"There's your answer Chrissy." The author mumbled, "Next. GoChaseADonut has this to say:" She rips Donut from the comments.
"I love you. Alright, I'm goood." Donut smiles, hoping back into the comments. Lafayette winked at her. "Je t'aime, too." Laf calls.
"Why are you so fucking flirty today?!" DerpyPepsi exclaimed. "I'm always flirty, you just never see it." Lafayette scoffed.
DerpyPepsi rubs her temples with a groan, "Moving on. Jordii139584 is back and wants to know this:"
DerpyPepsi forced Jordii up from the pool of comments, pushing her to Laf. "What's your favorite color?" Jordii asks, looking the Frenchman in the eye.
"Red." He said calmly. "Why?" Alexander grumbled, "Because it's the color of love~" Lafayette cooed. "I'm sorry you had to hear that." DerpyPepsi sighed and shoved Jordii back into the comments.
"Oops, NeVeRmInD." DerpyPepsi yanks Jordii back into the house. "Ask away." She stated.
Jordii turned to the large amount of people, mostly men.
"Lafayette, what's your favorite thing about France?" Jordii asked. "The people and language." Laf stated, leaning against the wall.
"Thomas, what's your least favorite color?" Jordii asked, staring at him quizzically. "Green." He hissed, Jordii turns to Alex. "And what's your favorite color?" "Green." Alexander smiled.
"THAT'S WHY!" Thomas shouted, Jemmy rubs his enraged boyfriend's arm assuringly. DerpyPepsi slowly begins to wonder why she thought Alex and Thomas in the same room, would be argument free.
Jordii shrugs and turned to John. "Alex or Turtles?" She questioned, arching a brow. There was a long pause before he spoke. "I love my babies, and Alex won't let me get three more... so, Turtles!" John clapped.
"WHAT." Alex started, "What? Live keys the truth." John sneered, and crosses his arms over his chest, sitting on a stool; Alexander beginning to rant to him in the background.
"Hercules, what was your position in the war?" Jordii says, facing Herc; he loomed over the shorter being. "A spy on the British government, I took the measurements information and then I smuggled it." He boasts proudly.
"James," both turned to face Jordii. "No, James M." Jordii explained. "How do you always get sick?" She asked, concern lacing in her tone.
"Allergies." Jemmy pouted, "Maria..... why?" She turns to the woman, wearing a red dress. "Because I can!" Maria spat and sat beside her husband with a scoff.
"And Peggy, will you be my friend?" Jordii mumbled, Peggy smiles broadly and hugs Jordii. "Of course!" She exclaims.
"Okay, that's all for now!" DerpyPepsi claimed, pushing Jordii into the comments.... again. "GoChaseADonut has something to say to Eros." DerpyPepsi grinned.
She pulled Donut out of the sea full of comments, calling Eros over. "I LOVE yOu." Donut squealed to the Dalmatian. Eros bakes and jumped up, licking her face.
DerpyPepsi sighed contently and trips Donut back into the sea. "Okay, well there's your answers. Y'all are staying here until you do the dares though!" DerpyPepsi barked, pointing an accusing finger at the group.
"Anyways, see y'all when we get to the dares." DerpyPepsi waved goodbye.
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(DISCONTINUED) I Fought for Her {*~Lafayette x Reader~*} (Modern)
FanfictionY/N L/N, she's got trust issues, she was abused and raped growing up... she was bullied and had suicidal thoughts during this period. She was lonely, no real friends, if she made a friend they either went behind her back or they were fake. She alw...
