Shawn: hey :)
Camila: Hola Mr...?
Shawn: Mendes.
Camila: Mendes what?
Shawn: Mr. Mendes.
Camila: wtf
Camila: u kidding me riiight?
Shawn: of course not.
Camila: uh oh
Shawn: here we go again?
Camila: *sighs*
Shawn: what?
Camila: I just can't believe it
Camila: like are you serious? Like you said your name is Shawn and now you're saying your last name is Mendes 😂 Please, I'm not in a very good state of mood rn
Shawn: mind to share why?
Camila: uuugh, I just read an article...
Shawn: what kind of article? Hollywood articles have a big chance of shitty-ness.
Camila: I wish
Shawn: so what article?
Camila: Shawn. . . My Mendes.
Camila: He. . .
Shawn: He's what?
Camila: He has a girlfriend.
Shawn: oh
Camila: and you're saying your my Mendes?
Shawn: I am.
Camila: Oh c'mon
Camila: I get that your name is Shawn! But for sure your not my Mendes!
Shawn: I am.
Camila: wtf
Shawn: @mendesismine. Isn't that account is yours?
Camila: wtffff
Shawn: Hi, Camila. I'm Shawn Peter Raul Mendes.
Camila: Google's amazing, right?
Camila: I need better
Shawn: Miss Karla Camila Cabello Estrabao, I don't need the help of Google. It's on my birth certificate and on my ID's (except the fake ones, of course ;)
Camila: This ain't funny.
Shawn: true true true
Camila: shathap. I MEAN how did you know my fucking name? Are you stalking me? Oh my God you creep!
Shawn: calm down. I'm just interested in you and decided to do some background check.
Camila: YOU DID SOME BACKGROUND CHECK ON ME? LIKE YOU FUCKING CREEPY?
Camila: Oh my gee what's your next step now? Are you gonna break in my house steal my favorite teddy bear and carry me to your truck as I scream and kick? In short you'll kidnap me? Omg you'll... Rape me! You'll make me your slave! You'll make me do things... Bad things! Then in the end... I'm dead jsjssjjsjgwyshsh
Shawn: great. You have great imagination. But have you ever read those kidnapper x victim books? Love will unexpectedly bloom between the two? I think that's whole lot more better.
Camila: OMG
Shawn: 😂
Camila: you're a creep.
Shawn: no, you're over thinking too much, it's a bad habit.
Camila: ARGH
Camila: ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE RN? LIKE INSIDE ME CABINET? BEHIND THE FLOWER VASE? AT THE BACK OF THE CURTAINS? UNDER MY BED?
Shawn: i'm everywhere but nowhere.
Camila: omg is that some kind of pun?
Shawn: Camila, stop.
Camila: stop what? I'm freaking out rn? Are you really planning to kidnap me?
Shawn: I personally think it should not be kidnap. 'cause your not a kid anymore, either do I.
Camila: what? So... Cause I'm 21 so it should be adultnap? Lmao
Camila: .....what the fuck am I saying?
Shawn: Camila, I'm not a kidnapper😂
Camila: *breathes*
Shawn: I'm sorry if you think doing background check as an insult and showing disrespect to you (I would think the same)
Camila: so your not a kidnapper?
Shawn: yea 😂
Camila: *shifts on my seat* okay.
Camila: so who the hell really are you?
Shawn: Shawn Mendes.
Camila: okaaaay.
Shawn: I hate that you think I'm not YOUR Mendes.
Camila: cuz you aren't
Shawn: Camila
Camila: stop saying ma name..
Camila: butt whateva
Shawn: and I'm also surprised that you aren't freaking out like my other fans would do when they accidentally texted me.
Camila: try'na keep up with this huh?
Shawn: Ms. Cabello, what's not clear to you?
Camila: your identity and level of insanity.
Shawn: woah, calm down bish
Camila: so we're BISH now?
Camila: great, Mr. meNDeS
Shawn: you're quite rude, Ms Cabello.
Camila: Ew stop calling me that!
Shawn: then what should I call you, huh? “Kitten”? ;)
Camila: O M G
Shawn: ring a bell?
Camila: this can't be true!
Camila: everyone or anyone can call a girl “Kitten” as a tease... Duhhh
Shawn: how about you were shaking and fainting?
Camila: .....
Shawn: how about when Shawn Mendes blocked you and you asked him in DM's to unblocked you?
Camila: BULL CRAP
Shawn: about when miss Cabello asked if Mr. Mendes can talk to her again?
Camila: and he said?
Camila: ???
Shawn: he said he didn't know and he's sorry.
Camila: that's predictable...
Shawn: ugh
Camila: you're not my Mendes.
Shawn: well, how about Ms Cabello always sending Mr. Mendes an ‘I love you❤’ every 6:00 pm, everyday.
Camila: OH—
Camila: YOU'RE REALLY MY MENDES?
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Texts | Shawmila |
Fanfiction| ON GOING | In which twenty-one year old, Camila Cabello mistaken her boyfriend's phone number and texted the famous pop star, Shawn Mendes...