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Camila: good morning buttercup!

Shawn: mornin'

Shawn: wait, should I be offended that you called me buttercup? Like you called this Hot Piece of Canadian muffin a buttercup :/

Camila: yep, you should, Hot Piece of Canadian Muffin.

Shawn: so when are you planning the wedding? *eyebrow wiggles*

Camila: What wedding are you talking abt?

Shawn: ours :)

Camila: OH MY HELLA SHIT

Camila: You still remember that! God, I'm so embarrassed again.

Shawn: you're really cute, Camila.

Camila: aww

Shawn: stating the fact here

Camila: are you always like this to other girls? Your fans?

Camila: tbh I like it but you're such a flirt :P

Camila: Your gf won't appreciate it... just saying...

Shawn: I don't have a gf

Camila: you liar

Camila: I've heard it... And if you wonder who I am talking abt, she's Hailee Steinfield. My beautiful sis in my damned dream.

Shawn: they're lying

Camila: ?

Shawn: I do not have a girlfriend. Damn. Me and Hailee are just friends. Media's making big deal out of this. They all think we're dating, even my mom—she calls Hailee my girlfriend even though she's not. We're just really good friends.

Camila: I think I've heard that kind of denial before...

Shawn: doubts. doubts. doubts. doubts.

Camila: what

Camila: *are you implying?

Shawn: you have trust issues. Bingo.

Camila: everyone has.

Shawn: not hard as yours. you think a simple little damn thing a lie.

Camila: i do not.

Camila: i don't think you're lying

Shawn: do a back read of what you said

Camila: wait wait...

Shawn: huh?

Camila: why are we always fighting?

Shawn: ask yourself

Camila: wait, what's got your panties in twist? 😂

Shawn: you're bipolar, Camila.

Camila: .....

Shawn: and for your information, I don't wear panties. Never have ever.

Camila: that was an idiom...

Camila: stop taking things very serious, my friend :)

Camila: so let me just discuss about our upcoming wedding :b

Shawn: go ahead ;)

Camila: I want a beach wedding. I love the sound of the waves and the feeling of sand under my feet, messing up with my newly painted finger toes.

Shawn: damn

Camila: then... about the food... I would like muffins... Lots of lots ;)

Shawn: that includes the Hot Piece of Canadian Muffin, right?

Camila: absolutely

Camila: how about you?

Shawn: you're too cute.

Camila: I do ;)

Shawn: seriously.

Camila: okay, real talk

Camila: I think you are the hottest human ever.

Camila: still alive and breathing

Shawn: ...you flatter me so much

Camila: IT'S TIME TO FACE THE FACTS

Shawn: Well, then I think you're one of the most beautiful woman ever...

Camila: WUT?

Shawn: *mocks* IT'S TIME TO FACE THE FACTS

Camila: 😑

Camila: I mean what ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Shawn: you.

Camila: have you seen me???

Shawn: yup

Camila: OHMYGOSHHHHHH

Camila: WHAT? WHEN? WHERE?

Camila: WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL MY ATTENTION?

Shawn: um...I haven't seen you in person but I've stalked you on Instagram...

Camila: STALKED

Camila: I GOT SHAWN MENDES STALKING ME

Shawn: you are cute but a weirdo

Camila: whateverrrr

Shawn: You are really beautiful, Camila.

Camila: stop.

Shawn: what? I'm just complimenting you in the truest way as possible.

Camila: stop....

Camila: my boyfriend's here, bye!


























BITCH finally updated X

I'm sorry :*)

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