Hawkgirl: WHOEVER PUT A DAMN HEATWAVE DOLL IN MY SHOWER I WILL GO ALL DEMIGODDESS ON YOUR ASS.
TheSexyAssassin: Why are you using caps?
HawkGirl: CUZ IM ANGRY!!!
TheSexyAssassin: 0:
TheSassistCrook: Where did you get the heatwave doll anyway?
HawkGirl: I DIDNT MAKE IT SO IDK
Thing 1: Gideon fabricated it.
TheSassistCrook: Wait, so Gideon can make dolls of us?
HawkGirl: WAIT! SO JAX PUT THE DOLL IN THE SHOWER.
Thing 1: Uhhh gotta go.
Thing 1 has left the chat.
HawkGirl has left the chat.
TheSassistCrook: I wonder if Gideon will make me one of Sara.
TheSexyAssassin: ...I'm right here.
TheSassistCrook: ...And?
AtomsAreLikeSoCoolAndFunToPlayWith: CAPTAIN CANARY!!!
HawkGirl: YASSSSS!
TheSexyAssassin: I thought you left???
HawkGirl: Nah.
Thing 2: I personally ship ColdFlash.
HawkGirl: OMFG GRANDPA IS A SAVAGE.
Thing 2: No it's just if we're talking scientifically Barry and Snart would be perfect for each other. Opposites attract. Speed and ice.
TheSassistCrook: Congratulations, you just revealed the Flashes identity to all of these idiots! Also... EW.
HawkGirl: I already knew.
TheSexyAssassin: Ditto.
TheSassistCrook: I ship CaptainCanary.
TheSexyAssassin: Me and & Rip. EWW
TheSassistCrook: Ew no, me and you.
TheSexyAssassin: Funny.
TheSassistCrook: No, really.
BURNBABY has disabled the chat because of, "too much lovely dovely shit."
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The Legendary Idiots Group Chat
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