Art Book and Shenanigans 6

I am back

I have returned from my voyage

Cuba was okay
I actually had a better time than I thought I would

Anyway

Here's some interesting stuff that happened I guess:
- got electrocuted while showering
- Started singing "Hot n' Cold" by Katy Perry while showering cause the water kept switching between hot and cold
- Was left alone in the cuban airport for two minutes and almost started crying and having a mental breakdown
- Walked into the best looking store in Cuba and my mom asked how it looked like to me. I responded, "the dollar store."
- Was posing for pictures and an ant, whose bite stings a shit ton, bit my butt
- Got called out for gaining weight
- Got called out for my semi bad Spanish
- Almost died while at the beach cause giant waves kept pushing me onto giant rocks
- Almost fell into a river because I was posing for a photographer next to a river with tall high heels that I could barely stand in
- Put on giant tight poofy dresses that were heavy as fuck and hurt my waist
- Willingly put on makeup
- Had to pose for several pictures with family while being forced to wear painful high heels that I had to put on specifically for those pictures even though you couldn't see the fucking shoes in the pictures
- Got a horrible headache, cough, and never ending stomach aches on the day of my birthday
- Uncle almost ran over a cat and said he moved aside cause I was there and he knows I love cats AKA he probably would have run over the cat if I wasn't there
- Almost screamed out "stop having sex!" at my birthday party because I was tired of taking so many pictures cause I have a giant ass family
- Only got a little depressed cause I missed y'all
- Didn't die somehow