Seungmin: i swear to god hyunjin
Seungmin: the next time i see you, you're
dead
Seungmin: you're a piece of trash
Seungmin: i will leave this group
Hyunjin: aksjsj stop being so dramatic it wasn't that bad
Seungmin: yOU TOLD ME MY DOG HAD RAN AWAY AND WATCHED ME CRY FOR A HALF AN HOUR
Hyunjin: i also recorded it
Seungmin: yep, i'm leaving this group
Seungmin: tell everyone i love and will miss them all
Seungmin: except jisung
Hyunjin: stop being so dramatic, i'll delete the video
Seungmin: thank you
Hyunjin: *media attached*
Hyunjin: yo chan, check out this video of seungmin crying
Seungmin: wrong.
Seungmin: fucking.
Seungmin: person.
Hyunjin: oh fuck
Seungmin: you have three seconds before i come to your room and strangle you
Hyunjin: sHIT
meanwhile
stray kiddos 🤧😩
Chan: do yall hear sum?
Minho: the sound of someone dying?
Changbin: yep
Felix: sounds like its coming from mine and hyunjin's room
Minho: i saw seungmin go in there a few minutes ago
Woojin: yeah seungmin left our room a few minutes ago saying he had to 'go take care of something'
Jisung: oof are seungmin and hyunjin finally getting it on?? 🤪🤪🤪🤪
Woojin: is that what you think 'getting it on' sounds like??
Felix: jisung watches bdsm, so probably
Jisung: ALSJSJ NO I DONT WTH
Felix: don't lie
Chan: you always forget to wipe the search history when you're finished using the dorm computer
Changbin: yep
Woojin: we've all seen it
Minho: how can you even watch that much porn oml
Jisung: i waS CURIOUS OKAY JEEZ
Jeongin: what's going on?
Chan: quICK WOOJIN, COVER JEONGIN'S EYES
Woojin: ON IT
Felix: skahshshs leave the poor kid alone, he's 17
Chan: nEVER HE'S MY SON
Chan: wait the sounds stopped
Woojin: seungmin just walked in
Woojin: he just said 'its done'
Chan: felix go back to your room and check on hyunjin
Felix: will do
Jisung: ngl, i'm highkey living for this drama
Changbin: same
Minho: same
Felix: hyunjin looks like he's just gotten the shit beat out of him with a pillow
Felix: i asked him what happened and he smiled and said 'that was amazing'
Jisung: ooF THEY WERE GETTING IT ON
Woojin: nO
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A.N
ooF this is so bad omlll why are you reading this????
anyways, i am who comes out in like two weeks aND IM NOT READY!!!
i have no money so i can't preorder the album :((((((
but i'm super excited for their first comeback !!!
okay,,,, i hope u enjoyed this crap, until next timeeeee :))))))))
