Our Lady ( Exo x Reader)

9. Truth or Dare, I don't care~

Um, *taps mic a few times to make sure it's working* HEYYYYY

Sooooo... yeah, it's me. Unbelievable right?

All of you must be wondering, what is this rare species I have never seen before.

WEllL JokES On yoU, all I did was go into hibernation for a year and here i am. This is author-nim version 2.0, new and improved. This upgrade includes the following:

- Less cringy scenarios and this time an actual plot (somehow ill try shhh)

- Wider vocabulary

-My ass become even more perverted so look forward to some spicy chapters ;))

-Hopefully improved writing and description skills

- Better communication w the aliens

- actual different personalities for the members

IM SO SORRY fOR NEVER BEING ACTIVE SWEETIES ;-;-;-;-

I LOVE YOU ALL ENJOY THIS CHAPTER ;)

PS: I lowkey forgot she fucking had two brothers from that first chapter so let's just pretend they never existed ok? ok!

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Obnoxious laughter echoed throughout the room, probably resonating from Chen's and Baekhyun's mouths as they made fun of Chanyeol's Yoda-like ears. Sehun and Kai were arguing about god knows what while Tao ran around screaming like the little child he was. I shook my head in disbelief at what has now become a regular dinner in my household. Lay happily stuffed his face with a piece of steak, which was obviously cooked by the one and only grumpy egg, Kyungsoo.

Hmm, from far away, this probably seemed normal. Normal people, having a normal meal, in a normal dining room.

But nooooo, I was stuck eating a full three-course meal with ridiculously attractive aliens.

I sighed and cut a piece of the well-cooked meat, stuffing it in my mouth as I listened to the somewhat sophisticated conversation Suho and Kris were having. After this week, I sort of figured those two were the father figures of this group, always fussing about.

It was kind of cute though, and I could at least rely on someone else to take care of the boys. Honestly, it would have been a complete mess if I was on babysitting duty for 12 aliens. I slightly giggled to myself at the thought, attracting a certain someone's attention in the process. Xiumin gazed into my eyes and smirked, me sticking my tongue out at him in return. He grimaced as well, going back to trying to wake up a sleeping Luhan.

Wow, what a highly functioning family.

My mom abruptly stood up, shushing the whole table in the process. Dad quickly mirrored her action, leaving everyone slightly baffled by their sudden actions. They cleared their throats, giving each other a look before my dad turned around to speak to us.

"Me and my wife are going out for a romantic night, so make sure that the house isn't upside down when we come back," Father announced as my heart did a 360 flip and landed straight into my stomach.

WHAT???

ME?? HOME ALONE??? WITH ALL THESE BOYS???

"Since when were you ok with leaving me alone with a boy, yeT ALONE 12 OF THEM? FOR A WHOLE FUCKING NIGHT ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND?" I flipped out and stared at my parents with disbelief.