TwiPie - The Party - Short Fanfic

The Party

Twilight: "Pinkie Pie! I need to drive you back home, you're drunk!"

Pinkie Pie: "Drunk! W-What do ya mean b-baby?"

Twilight: "You had so much bud light and booze! You can't even stand up straight anymore!"

Pinkie Pie: "Oh baby I only had a little bit of somethin'. Nothing to big!"

Twilight: "A little bit?! I seen you chow down a vodka like you were dying from dehydration in a steaming desert."

Pinkie Pie's face suddenly turns a shade of green as she shoves past Twilight and rushes to the nearest bathroom, Twilight follows behind her meeting a closed door and noisy vomiting sounds coming out of it.

Twilight: "Pinkie! I'm coming in sweetie."

Twilight creaks open the door witnessing poor Pinkie Pie with her head inside the toilet with slightly muffled crying sounds, Twilight gets on her knees next to Pinkie and starts gently rubbing her back.

Twilight: "Let's go home, honey bear. You obviously had enough."

Pinkie Pie lifts her head up from the toilet, she wipes her mouth with her forearm.

Pinkie Pie: "Okay."

Twilight: "Good, I'm going to tell the group we're heading home for tonight. You stay here and make sure you aren't feeling nauseous anymore. I don't want you to throw up in the car."

Twilight stands up then exits the bathroom leaving the door cracked, Pinkie gets on her feet again then goes to the sink looking at herself in the mirror.

Pinkie Pie: "Twilight can't tell me what to do! She's not my mother, it's a party. I can drink until I puke my organs out."

Pinkie Pie sneaks out the bathroom and head her way to the living room, she steps in noticing everyone is either having a beer pong game or a beer chugging contest.

Rainbow Dash: "H-Hey P-Pinkie you wanna chow down on this strong beer? I b-bet you can't beat me."

Pinkie Pie could see that Rainbow Dash was drunker than she was, Rainbow was slurring her words and wobbling all over the place.

Pinkie Pie: "Pssh, please. You're a lightweight I c-can beat with my eyes closed."

After Twilight left the bathroom she went upstairs were Rarity and Fluttershy and some other girls were gossiping about male celebrities and fashion trends, staying away from the alcohol and rowdiness downstairs. Twilight enters the room to the girls all laughing and giggling at each other, Rarity greets Twilight then notices the worried facial expression.

Rarity: "What's the matter darling? Aren't you supposed to be having fun?"

Twilight: "Yeah about that..Pinkie got too carried away with the booze and beer so I'm taking her home before she vomits her liver out."

Fluttershy: "Oh goodness, I hope she feels better."

Twilight: "Thanks. Goodnight guys."

Everyone waves goodbye to Twilight as she leaves the bedroom and closes the door as she walks down the hallway then downstairs she hears the group downstairs getting louder and louder by the minute. Chug! Chug! Chug! Is all she hears, she ignores it and speed walks to the bathroom. She stands outside of the bathroom door with her hand on the knob.

Twilight: "Alright Pinkie Pie we're heading home."

Twilght opens the door but, realizes that Pinkie Pie had disappears from the bathroom.

Twilight: "Pinkie!"

Twilght storms out the bathroom then heads to the crowd of cheering pushing past them all surrounding a table then dpots Pinkie in the middle of it all chugging down some vodka.

Twilght: "Pinkamena Diane Pie! Drop that bottle, this instant!"

Pinkie Pie eyes widended and looks at Twilight removing the bottle from her mouth, the crowd groaned than booed Twilight.

Random Guy: "C'mon man you just ruined a legendary chuggin' contest."

Another Random Guy: "Yeah, Quit being a wet blanket."

Twilight: "I don't care if I'm being a wet blanket or a party pooper! Pinkie is coming with me! We're leaving!"

The crowed booed Twilight again.

Twilight: "Boo all you want, I have to get Pinkie out of here before you neanderthals get poor Pinkie killed."

Pinkie Pie pushes past the crowd and grabs Twilights hand with the bottle still in her other hand and Twilight and Pinkie Pie exit the house.

Twilight gets the car keys out of her purse and unlocks the car, Twilight opens the door for her drunken partner making sure she doesn't tip over. Pinkie struggles for a bit but makes her way in the car seat with the bottle in between her legs and Twilight buckles her up then closed the car door. Twilight opens the driver's seat door than plops into the car seat closing the door then buckling up taking her key and starting the car. Twilight glances at Pinkie Pie who looked beat up tired, Twilight pulls of from the drive way.

The car was quiet the only thing that could be heard was Pinkie's rapid hicups and yawns.

Pinkie Pie: "I-I'm sorry Twilight. I'm really am."

Twilight rolls her eyes, her face was had the annoyed expression on.

Twilight: "Pinkie. I do these things because I care about you! You know you could get liver disease from consuming so much alcohol."

Pinkie Pie was slumped over towards the car window.

Pinkie Pie: "I k-knew...t-t-that."

Twilight sighs.

Twilight: "You know I love you right?"

Pinkie Pie: "Yeah..."

Twilight: "I do these things not to kill the fun but, it shows how much I care about you sweetheart."

The car stops at a red light.

Pinkie Pie stares at Twilight eyeing the faint smile plastered on her face, Pinkie Pie giggles idioticly. Then the car starts again.

Twilight: "You really brought that bottle didn't you."

Pinkie Pie: "Yup, a-and I didn't have to pay f-for it either."

Twilight chuckles.

. . . .

Twilight pulls up into the driveway then parks the car taking the key out of the ignition then taps Pinkie on the shoulder, Pinkie opens her eyes then unbuckles herself. Twilight opens her car door then hops out the car then walks to the other side and opens Pinkie's door. Pinkie grabs the bottle from between her legs and plops out the car landing her feet wobbling and stumbling.

Twilight: "Woah, woah, there I got you."

Twilight closes the car door and grabs Pinkie's empty hand and leads her to the front door, Pinkie waits while Twilight unlocks the door. The two girls enter the dim lit house Twilight held Pinkie from falling, the two girls both strolls upstairs to the bedroom. They enter the bedroom and Twilight kicks her flats off and streches out on the bed, Pinkie Pie lazily removes her socks and shoes then lays on top of Twilight with her head on Twi's chest. Pinkie tried to open her bottle but, Twilight takes it from her.

Twilight: "Didn't you listen to the lecture I gave you in the car?"

Twilight stretches her arm to place the bottle on the desk next to the bed.

Pinkie Pie: "Yeah..but, I got that bottle for you.."

Twilight strokes Pinkie's curly, pink, and frizzy hair.

Twilight: "Yeah right. You're such a fool, you know that?"

Twilight averts her eyes downward to Pinkie who fast asleep, her body so peacefully like. Twilight kisses Pinkie's head.

Twilight: "Good night my intoxicated princess."

Twilight reaches across to the desk and turns off the lamp, and both girls lay there in warm silence.

The End.