Maxpres and Gwenvid

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David and Gwen spying on Max and Preston on a date.

David: Honey bun here, any sign of the target, over.

Gwen: Nope, not yet, also don't use the walkie talkies yet, babe, you're sitting right next to me.

David: Sorry, it's too much fun, Honey bun, signing out.

Gwen: That's not how- Oh! Look, there they are! You take left, I take right.

David: Okay!

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(David is hiding behind Max's table as Gwen is at a table facing Preston)

Gwen: Called it! I knew he was gay!

David: Gosh Darn it, I knew I should have went with my gut.

Gwen: Shhh! Lower your voice, he can hear you!

David: Sorry!

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(The date goes normal, so David orders some fries)

Gwen: I can see you eating from over here.

David: Want some?

Gwen: Duh.

David: Here, catch.

Max: What are you guys doing here?!

David: *stands up* Don't use that tone of voice with me-

Max: That didn't answer my question!

Gwen: *grabbing the fries from David* We can Explain!

Max: Explain then.

Gwen: Babe, explain.

David: We go here every Friday for our date, is there a problem with that?

Max: Yes! Because this is McDonalds! And not a place married couples go for a fucking date!

Gwen: Who the fuck are you to judge?

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And Preston is just sitting there like,

Preston: What the fuck is going on?

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