David and Gwen spying on Max and Preston on a date.
David: Honey bun here, any sign of the target, over.
Gwen: Nope, not yet, also don't use the walkie talkies yet, babe, you're sitting right next to me.
David: Sorry, it's too much fun, Honey bun, signing out.
Gwen: That's not how- Oh! Look, there they are! You take left, I take right.
David: Okay!
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(David is hiding behind Max's table as Gwen is at a table facing Preston)
Gwen: Called it! I knew he was gay!
David: Gosh Darn it, I knew I should have went with my gut.
Gwen: Shhh! Lower your voice, he can hear you!
David: Sorry!
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(The date goes normal, so David orders some fries)
Gwen: I can see you eating from over here.
David: Want some?
Gwen: Duh.
David: Here, catch.
Max: What are you guys doing here?!
David: *stands up* Don't use that tone of voice with me-
Max: That didn't answer my question!
Gwen: *grabbing the fries from David* We can Explain!
Max: Explain then.
Gwen: Babe, explain.
David: We go here every Friday for our date, is there a problem with that?
Max: Yes! Because this is McDonalds! And not a place married couples go for a fucking date!
Gwen: Who the fuck are you to judge?
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And Preston is just sitting there like,
Preston: What the fuck is going on?
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