Deciding to unwind from a stressful day, you head off to the store to buy a pack of Peanut M&M's. Handing the cashier the couple dollars for a family sized box, you quickly open the box before she could even hand you the receipt. With a smile you decline the receipt and scurry to your car, parked far in the lot. Tipping the box into your hand you let three M&M's fall into your palm. You pop one in your mouth, biting in what you expect to be a tough candy. A thick liquid popped in your mouth, an off putting flavor following the sensation. You dig your index finger and thumb to fish out the mystery substance in your mouth. Taking the budded source of the flavor into your fingers, you pull it out, realizing it was a baked bean.
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Crackhead Imagines
HumorI write these based off conversations or pictures my friends send me and they make me laugh so unnecessarily hard and loud I almost pee my pants every time. Anyways thanks for your time.
