We climb back into the onion carriage, but shrek seems distracted.
I fly up to his face and put my tiny hand on his cheek. "What's wrong?"
"That angsty bitch was nothing. But what happens when I come across one of my real foes. I don't want you in harms way Barry!"
"If it means I can be with you I don't mind. And I know you'll always protecc me and attacc for me."
Shrek smiles at me but when his eyes are off the road a crazy driver rides out in front of us. As we collide the onion collapses in on itself. Maybe it's not the best material to build a carriage out of but no matter.
Shrek takes no time to start snaccing our way out of the vehicle and soon enough we are safely on the side of the road.
But then a terrible screeching starts to come from the other car. We run over so we can save the driver until we see it's a minion crushed in the front seat. Shrek fort nite danced out of there and I yote after him.
"Hun, we're gonna need a new car" I tell him. He assures me he knows just the place.
