Lian

Oh Jesus

I rolled on my side and opened my eyes. The sunlight poured out of the window. It was stinging my eyes. Oof. I sat up and looked to my left.

L was fast asleep. I felt my face turn pink, oh jeez. I looked down at my tail. It was bent into the shape of a heart, oH JESUS. This is really going to far-- "Uh... Are you alright there, Ian??" Oh shoes.

My eyes shifted toward L. Who has noticed the blush on my face. I bit my lip nervously, thank goodness I wear a mask. I thought of a lie. "I uh... i gOT SUNBURNED BY DAGGER IN MY NIGHTMARE AND IT HURT SO HE MADE IT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE." Yeah that works.

"....Yeah" Oh shirt I don't think he buys it. "Okay if you say so...?" I sighed in relief. "But what's with the heart shaped tail?" oH SHOES ON MY HANDS. I FORGOT ABOUT MY TAIL! I started to panic once again--- maybe I should panic at a disco, hehe.

Okay, stop getting distracted Ian! Focus-- "Ian." I looked at L. " Huh? What?" "Ian do you like me?" "WHAT-- Pfffft no?" "Then why the tail?" "I erm.... Isn't it breakfast time?" "OH HECC YES. FOOOOOOD!" L jumped off the bed and zoomed downstairs. PHEW.
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I put down the blue crayon that I was coloring with. I looked at the picture that I had colored. It was something simple like a flower. I had colored neatly. Everything was colored in the lines, perfect!

Maybe I am just a tad childish... I heard a loud bang. It came from the wall. "Ow-ah... Hueue." L? He walked in the lab.

He couldn't stand straight and kept leaning right and left and left and right. I closed the coloring book and stood to my feet. "You okay buddy?" "Hueueue..." Is he drunk? Wait... Uh oh.

Dims and Dags must have drugged his food... I better get him back to norma- "I really really really really really like you-ah.... Hueueueue!" ...It can wait. "Okay... L, buddy. We're gonna go out of the house so nothing bad happens, okay?" "Okay-ah!" He handed me a cat in the hat... hat. "Put-ah this on-ah!" I put the hat on, what the hecc?

L started throwing fish at me, oOF. "OnE fIsH, tWo FiSh, rEd FiSh, bLuE fIsH! Heueueue!" Ooooookay. I took the hat off and grabbed his hand, oh yes. EEEEEEE. IAN NO.

I shook my head and ignored my thoughts. "Come on then..." I lead him down the stairs and outside. I let go. "Okay. Let's just--" L walked over to a midget and threw a mushroom at it, oH BOY. "GROW MARIO! GROW!" LOL.

I started laughing. That was so cute oh my god! Eeeee. I walked back over and grabbed L's shirt. "Yeah okay okay, come on bud." I dragged him away from the person. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
We entered Walmart, finally. "What do we need -ah?" "We need more food." I walked with L over to the food section. Luckily I had put my hood up to hide my ears. My tail.. Just hoping people are blind as hecc.

The speaker came on. "Cleanup on aisle 4!" I heard a thump, wot? I turned around to see L on his knees??? "THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!!!" Oh jeez. "Eheh... Come on L." I dragged him toward the food.

People we're staring, oh god. "Oooookay. L-" OH GOD. "QUICK DORA! I'M-AH LOST! I NEED TO BORROW YOUR MAP-AH!" He was shaking an European girl. Pfffffft. Okay okay, that's funny.

The girl started to cry, uh oh. "Uh L... I have a map-ah!" "Oh yeeeeeeey!" He put the girl down, phew. I dragged him out of the store. I decided to take him to the beach. What could go wrong?

I sat down in the sand. It was nice and soft. ...What the frick. "iMMA BOAT-AH!" He was swimming in sand. Um.

"Okay-- L sweetie--" OJXKLXIJNMXPDHC!ODND "L buddy-- boats don't swim in sand..." "iMMA BOAT IYAN!" Sigh. Oh well. It's cute. Lol. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I was walking home with L. There was a boat on the side of the road. Wait-- what's he doing now? He put googly eyes on his hat and threw it at the boat. Oh boy.

"mARIO YOU TRAITOROUS FOOL! YA LIED TO MEH!!" Oh lord. I grabbed L and dragged him over to his hat. I picked it up and put it on his head. I then dragged him back to our house. What a day.

As soon as we were home I dragged him upstairs and into the lab. I closed the door and locked it so the villains wouldn't come in. "Okay!" I picked up L and put him on his bed. "Im-ah tired..." I chuckled. "I bet you are... You better get some rest, that hangover is gonna hurt like hecc." "Whaaaaaaa? What's a hangoverrrrr???" Welp--- time to play teacher.

I took glasses and a pointer stick out of my pockets. I put the glasses on and pointed the stick in the air. "A hangover is something you get after you drink too much! A hangover can cause; A stomachache, headache, migraine, throwing up, and many more." "Nahhhhh. I'm the all mighty boat! I won't get sick-ah!!!!! AHAHAH!" I let out a sigh but it turned into a chuckle. "If you say so bud." I took the glasses off and put them back in my pocket, along with the pointer stick. L had fallen asleep almost instantly.

I took his hat off and put it near his bed. "Goodnight L..." I was tempted to kiss his forehead like a mother but I better not. I patted his head and walked out of the lab, closing the door behind me. "Hey buddy!" dAGGER! Oof--- darkness..